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United StatesBernd2022-10-22 05:07:29 · 4yNo. 234819reply
>"Oh, Bernd. This is our future. Hold me close. I'm so happy to be the mother of our baby."
UkraineBernd2022-10-22 05:29:44 · 4yNo. 234820reply
on Barsoom we reproduct by eggs
FinlandBernd2022-10-22 05:43:52 · 4yNo. 234821reply
FinlandBernd2022-10-22 09:25:23 · 4yNo. 234840reply
Ok so umm when do we do the having sex-part?

IndiaBernd2022-10-22 06:48:27 · 4yNo. 234827reply
https://rchan.fun/indiachan/catalog.html

GermanyBernd2022-10-13 11:37:29 · 4yNo. 232572reply
Who was your favorite character on the Sopranos?
 
I liked Furio because of his ponytail and masculine, rough yet sensitive aura, he had these classy Italian vibes around him unlike all the Italian Americans on the show
DenmarkBernd2022-10-13 12:18:26 · 4yNo. 232582reply
I liked Sil, he was a goon who didn't have a lot of expectations to rise further up than he already had and lived with the fact that he might never really gain a better position than he was in during all of it. It was an admirable mentality to have, plus he was a funny guy.
SwedenBernd2022-10-13 14:07:30 · 4yNo. 232602reply
when I watched the show the first time, I liked Christopher the most
GermanyBernd2022-10-13 22:48:16 · 4yNo. 232790reply
GermanyBernd2022-10-22 02:28:40 · 4yNo. 234813reply
I am only bumping this thread out of respect for my father

GermanyBernd2022-10-20 22:39:22 · 4yNo. 234649reply
I also use a vibrating butt plug in class once when I was in high school I wore boxes that same day my teacher ask why I was shaking I explained I was cold my teacher ask the whole class if they let my name borrow there jackets to warm me up I then after school asked a kid who I know didn't have a girlfriend if he wanted one I he said yes let's call this kid Billy I went out for a meal just a cheep Italian buttplug still in I realise I when to the to unbutton my shirt and take out the butt plug put in my bag we got some garlic bread littaly all he could afford and then I took of. On our way home he ask why I was shaking all day I explained the Vibrar has been in all day I give him he still has it I think I never got it back then we go to a park and cuddle then I give him my bra he smells it gets really horny and once me to give him a lap dance I angree end up missing my train he offered me a lift home
 
Fin
 
That's honestly all I remember
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GermanyBernd2022-10-21 14:58:01 · 4yNo. 234739reply
You should be able to hear a vibrator vibrating so these stories were vibrators are worn without anyone noticing is rather unrealistic. Also the lack of punctuation in is disturbing.
NetherlandsBernd2022-10-21 15:01:31 · 4yNo. 234740reply
>You should be able to hear
So... How do you know?
GermanyBernd2022-10-21 15:18:15 · 4yNo. 234744reply
Why should I tell you? Silly Bernd.
KazakhstanBernd2022-10-21 16:25:37 · 4yNo. 234751reply
ahahaha, what a story, Mark

United StatesBernd2022-10-21 13:08:31 · 4yNo. 234724reply
my gf would eat stew and drink orange juice as her drink during the meal. this is odd right?
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GermanyBernd2022-10-21 14:11:35 · 4yNo. 234733reply
There is nothing wrong with orange jews.
PolandBernd2022-10-21 14:15:08 · 4yNo. 234734reply
Orange juice is just liquid sugar. Better drink tomato or any other vegetable juice or straight up kefir. Get vit C from paprika.
 
t. nutritionist
GermanyBernd2022-10-21 14:24:11 · 4yNo. 234735reply
sugar = energy = good
 
t. not a faggot
UkraineBernd2022-10-21 14:32:45 · 4yNo. 234737reply
this
 
i have consumed loads of sugar under taurine and never regret
 
also i have lack of teeth but i believe i can grow 3rd gen teth

GermanyVocaloidBernd2022-10-18 19:40:53 · 4yNo. 234142reply
What is your opinion on Hatsune, Miku™?
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FinlandBernd2022-10-21 00:11:15 · 4yNo. 234668reply
im already a big boy and can take care of myself to bed!!
GermanyBernd2022-10-21 01:25:42 · 4yNo. 234680reply
Of course you do honey, but don't forget you can always wake mom and me if you had a little "emergency" in your bed at night
PolandBernd2022-10-21 08:46:20 · 4yNo. 234714reply
that is certainly true, but you will always be my baby
 
hey, don't you dare try to embarrass him, it's perfectly normal to have an emergency sometimes!
PolandBernd2022-10-21 11:59:03 · 4yNo. 234722reply
This threda is absolutely kc-tier

GermanyBernd2022-10-08 21:59:03 · 4yNo. 230801reply
Ghost of Kerch
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SloveniaBernd2022-10-09 19:09:44 · 4yNo. 231056reply
It's hard, to balance between pretending the bridge is barely damaged, and having it collapse when someone tries using it.
SwitzerlandBernd2022-10-09 21:27:39 · 4yNo. 231100reply
Try to be a civilized human beeing for once, do it like Bidden stop beeing a slavswine.
SwitzerlandBernd2022-10-09 21:39:18 · 4yNo. 231106reply
The coptic church is subhuman
AustraliaBernd2022-10-21 07:49:46 · 4yNo. 234711reply
 
I have obtained rare footage of the Ukrainian suicide pilot being trained by the Ghost of Kiev for that mission, in an American facility.
 

GermanyBernd2022-10-18 12:52:00 · 4yNo. 234025reply
What do you think about Sweden's new Neo-Nazi Minister of Climate, Romina Pourmokhtari?
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United StatesBernd2022-10-20 01:27:38 · 4yNo. 234445reply
It should have been Greta
ArgentinaBernd2022-10-20 04:50:23 · 4yNo. 234469reply
> Nazi
>Big nose
 
 
 
Ok Shlomo
GermanyBernd2022-10-20 12:56:10 · 4yNo. 234528reply
Signing a book, she's so adorable in her movement and the way she holds the pen *,_,*
AustraliaBernd2022-10-21 07:46:05 · 4yNo. 234710reply
 
Looks like she had an interesting early life. Probably one with a lot of rest on Saturdays.

SwitzerlandBernd2022-10-17 13:05:41 · 4yNo. 233715reply
Switzerland is expensive. I paid 11.30 CHF for eight apples, four bananas and six blister plasters.
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SwitzerlandBernd2022-10-18 13:53:49 · 4yNo. 234047reply
I have spent around 44 CHF since I’ve got here. And this is my second day.
GermanyBernd2022-10-18 14:23:06 · 4yNo. 234063reply
Now you can finally understand why schizoswiss is mad and angry all the time.
SerbiaBernd2022-10-20 15:55:12 · 4yNo. 234548reply
i almost flipped out and lost my shit when I calculated a pretzel 🥨 cost 9 CHF.
In RSD that is almos 1000 RSD.
1000 RSD for something that costs 50 to maybe 100
a pretzel at a train station
 
Then I simply got used to it after a while
so what, a train ticket is 6.5 CHF which is a taxi ride in Belgrade
Coiffeur is 50 CHF
 
I went to Lidl and bought some mini-burek for 4 CHF. I could feed two people with this back home.
GermanyBernd2022-10-20 22:10:06 · 4yNo. 234640reply
yeahh, i had to go there a year ago too and remember buying a drink for like 6 euros at the station.
 
luckily the guy I met was Italian so we always hopped over the border to get cheap pizza.

SwedenBernd2022-10-20 16:18:34 · 4yNo. 234556reply
i want to impregnate women
what does it mean?
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DenmarkBernd2022-10-20 17:07:07 · 4yNo. 234568reply
normal feeling
I feel it too
GermanyBernd2022-10-20 19:27:40 · 4yNo. 234624reply
I can't breed.
PolandBernd2022-10-20 20:13:04 · 4yNo. 234629reply
based
I wish I could get sterilized but it's illegal
UkraineBernd2022-10-20 21:08:52 · 4yNo. 234635reply
what if ur brain is already sterilized?

SloveniaBernd2022-10-20 18:07:08 · 4yNo. 234590reply
indredasting
United StatesBernd2022-10-20 18:07:59 · 4yNo. 234592reply
My gf is poccnrian

GermanyBernd2022-10-20 09:38:30 · 4yNo. 234496reply
What do north euros think about Germany?
Give me your worst 4chan tire opinions and also those of the average public.
FinlandBernd2022-10-20 09:54:07 · 4yNo. 234499reply
Everything is cheap there, train network was good, having shops be closed on Sundays was bad. As people they are robotic and autistic in a soulless way that I don't really like, otherwise I like Germans and prefer them any day over Southeners.
United StatesBernd2022-10-20 11:12:42 · 4yNo. 234511reply
When I was in BP I saw a ton of drunk Germans that weren't extremely obnoxious, just p wasted. Also lots of German grills who don't dress very nicely
KazakhstanBernd2022-10-20 17:26:21 · 4yNo. 234577reply
I remember purchasing a vanilla flavored ice cream somewhere at a huge mall near Zwickau, the best I've ever had
NetherlandsBernd2022-10-20 18:13:24 · 4yNo. 234597reply
> Everything is cheap there
A friend of mine lives 20 km from the German border, he goes over there to buy gas and groceries weekly

SloveniaBernd2022-10-16 09:24:17 · 4yNo. 233248reply
pickening ans kiwi's
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UkraineBernd2022-10-19 03:28:06 · 4yNo. 234221reply
on ukr wiki about that plant it does not have the word "kiwi"
PolandBernd2022-10-19 09:56:09 · 4yNo. 234247reply
regular kiwi and this one are different species but they belong to the same genus (Actinidia)
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actinidia#/media/File:Actinidia_fruits.jpg these are all kiwis
SloveniaBernd2022-10-19 12:25:05 · 4yNo. 234269reply
"kiwifruit" is technically a brand name from the 60s that caught on as generic name
UkraineBernd2022-10-20 10:36:01 · 4yNo. 234505reply
https://files.fajno.in/img/2022/03/16/20/50/14/eb1d22e16c237864ae1450bb409191e8.png

GermanyBernd2022-10-18 17:45:54 · 4yNo. 234114reply
To all the Bernds here, I have bad news, but it might be that time again to pack up and move on. This place doesn't look like it's being operated or even moderated by anyone anylonger.
 
Just take the small backpack and krautchan.love/int
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GermanyBernd2022-10-19 22:41:11 · 4yNo. 234413reply
everyone would be happy
PolandBernd2022-10-19 22:57:02 · 4yNo. 234414reply
except the person who would have to make it work properly
SwedenBernd2022-10-19 23:07:33 · 4yNo. 234416reply
just enslave some poles and make them do it
GermanyBernd2022-10-20 00:17:30 · 4yNo. 234430reply
id love to do that kek
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