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United StatesBernd2022-12-24 07:40:37 · 4yNo. 244958reply
Waldemods and tongued anuses, I cannot think of a more iconic combo
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GermanyBernd2022-12-27 13:44:15 · 4yNo. 245514reply
I wake up everyday and it feels cold between my cheeks. But no matter how many more blankets I put on it does not help. Only the warmth of a fellow Bernd on my anus could provide the much needed heat. But I am alone.
I wake up everyday and I feel an itch on my rosebud. But no matter how hard I scratch I won't go away. Only the massage of a fellow Bernd's tongue would drive that itch away. But here I am all alone.
I wake up everyday and it feels dry around my rectum. Dry and brittle like it was coated with sand. I put on ointments but none of them help. Only the saliva of a fellow Bernd could provide enough moisture to provide the much needed relief. But there is no one here.
 
I know that the polish Bernd is only toying with me but my anus needs love. It is nothing to be toyed with. And so it stays alone. It remains cold and dry. The dryness eventually forms cracks in my anus and when I scratch those cracks burst and start to bleed. The blood seeps out of my anus and with it I feel how my strength leaves my body. So I stay in bed, weak and suffering. All alone.
PolandBernd2022-12-27 15:35:28 · 4yNo. 245518reply
> flirt with Bernd
> Bernd thinks I'm making fun of him
GermanyBernd2022-12-27 15:38:28 · 4yNo. 245519reply
You don't know what flirting is
PolandBernd2022-12-27 15:40:22 · 4yNo. 245521reply
eh, that's fair I suppose

GermanyBernd2022-12-24 19:45:27 · 4yNo. 245127reply
Why is Uruguay like that?
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GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:43:02 · 4yNo. 245278reply
Dominican RepublicBernd2022-12-25 21:05:44 · 4yNo. 245298reply
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 21:20:50 · 4yNo. 245302reply
HungaryBernd2022-12-27 12:38:18 · 4yNo. 245509reply
>he has more to do with Odin than with this saint
He watches Ghosts...

GermanyBernd2022-12-26 09:06:18 · 4yNo. 245392reply
I always knew there are at least three German Bernds (myself included) on KC.
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MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:31:11 · 4yNo. 245436reply
How many Moscows are here, do you know?
PolandBernd2022-12-26 19:22:29 · 4yNo. 245448reply
don't know about that, I've met a lot of Germans in my life and not one of them was ever rude
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 22:00:02 · 4yNo. 245463reply
MoscowBernd2022-12-27 06:44:08 · 4yNo. 245491reply
Correct :^)
 
You know everyone, you could be a local banker.

United KingdomBernd2022-12-25 09:50:56 · 4yNo. 245225reply
I can't visit lolcow.farm anymore, seems like they locked out VPNs (not just from posting, but visiting) or more precisely Mullvad.
Should I ditch Mullvad? Have been using it for two years so far, but I am not sure if I can continue paying for this service.
Another thing that is annoying me is the lack of locations. Why no UA servers? I've read you can access paywalled articles of a German newspaper with UA IP for free.
What do?
Go ovpn.to?
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BerndBernd2022-12-25 15:38:23 · 4yNo. 245267reply
How do I do this?
AustraliaBernd2022-12-26 05:24:41 · 4yNo. 245374reply
it went down for a while for maintenance since the owner wanted to change the site
there was a lot of angry posts about it on cc (and the owner quit because of it)
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 15:05:21 · 4yNo. 245414reply
So lc.farm is officially kill? When I wrote that post I was able to visit it with no VPN
AustraliaBernd2022-12-27 01:40:58 · 4yNo. 245475reply
I haven't kept up with all the new info over the last few days but there's been about a week of constant lolcow bunker threads on crystal cafe with discussion about it
for me right now I can't access the new website (same as old url), there's another website now that's the original site but I haven't tried to access it yet (but apparently some people have issues accessing that one too)

BerndBernd2022-12-26 16:06:21 · 4yNo. 245422reply
I'm gonna be 30 in 2023
MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:24:45 · 4yNo. 245433reply
Is that so? Fascinating.
PolandBernd2022-12-26 19:23:04 · 4yNo. 245449reply
have you picked an urn yet?

GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:29:12 · 4yNo. 245273reply
I think it is about time that I create a new gif banner for bernd.group.
Later today I will smoke a creativity cigarette and post result.
MoscowBernd2022-12-25 16:37:59 · 4yNo. 245274reply
Wait until tomorrow and then post it. Anything you make at 2 AM while being high is probably not as good as it seems to you at that moment.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:38:56 · 4yNo. 245275reply
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:40:25 · 4yNo. 245276reply
MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:38:44 · 4yNo. 245439reply
So what you came up with?

GermanyITT: INTERESTING LINKSBernd2022-11-17 09:56:33 · 4yNo. 239504reply
Post cool and interesting links itt. It can be links to anything: music, texts, images, whole websites whatever. Would be nice if you could give a little description what to find there though. I’ll start.
 
The Kalevala (Crawford Translation, 1888)
https://sacred-texts.com/neu/kveng/
 
A Guide to Color from 1692
https://www.openculture.com/2019/10/a-900-page-pre-pantone-guide-to-color-from-1692-a-complete-digital-scan.html
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GermanyBernd2022-12-17 12:15:50 · 4yNo. 243946reply
The first ever AI-generated song meanings repository
https://www.songtell.com/
GermanyBernd2022-12-22 17:00:48 · 4yNo. 244709reply
Thelonious Monk’s 25 Tips for Musicians (1960)
https://www.openculture.com/2017/12/thelonious-monks-25-tips-for-musicians-1960.html
EcuadorBernd2022-12-22 17:46:05 · 4yNo. 244722reply
https://designyoutrust.com/2022/11/midjourney-ai-can-now-conjoin-2-photos-and-here-are-some-of-the-test-results-shared-by-a-telegram-user/
MoscowBernd2022-12-26 16:07:10 · 4yNo. 245423reply
These 5 sites feel illegal to know.mp4
 
 
Bernd.Group edition

United StatesBernd2022-12-26 00:47:39 · 4yNo. 245354reply
All alone on Christmas against
DenmarkBernd2022-12-26 00:53:34 · 4yNo. 245355reply
I spent christmas with my family but my inability to connect with people means that spiritually I was alone
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 02:07:38 · 4yNo. 245358reply
me too.
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 08:38:46 · 4yNo. 245389reply
I was figuratively drinking behind the shop on Christmas
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 10:00:27 · 4yNo. 245397reply

DenmarkBernd2022-12-25 15:02:25 · 4yNo. 245259reply
had homoerotic dream where I was fucking a 50 year old man
thanks a lot jesus
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BerndBernd2022-12-25 15:21:40 · 4yNo. 245264reply
>tf
>tp
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 20:47:15 · 4yNo. 245294reply
You should try it at least once to get it out of your system.
PolandBernd2022-12-25 21:29:35 · 4yNo. 245306reply
what if he ends up liking it?
United StatesBernd2022-12-26 04:49:12 · 4yNo. 245371reply
Then it becomes a lot easier for him to get enjoyable sex
 
win win tbh

GermanyBernd2022-12-25 08:58:30 · 4yNo. 245213reply
What are your favorite TV series?
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GermanyBernd2022-12-25 17:46:26 · 4yNo. 245281reply
United StatesBernd2022-12-25 23:12:03 · 4yNo. 245325reply
I just started rewatching Wilfred a few days ago
United StatesBernd2022-12-25 23:20:29 · 4yNo. 245328reply
United StatesBernd2022-12-26 00:16:57 · 4yNo. 245351reply
Because it's been a few years since I last watched it

SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-25 23:19:24 · 4yNo. 245327reply
thinking about her rn
 
 
feels bad man
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GermanyBernd2022-12-26 00:11:10 · 4yNo. 245346reply
does she watch you posting on KC right now?
DenmarkBernd2022-12-26 00:13:41 · 4yNo. 245347reply
no she's not around all of the time and I keep my KC activity hidden from everybody.
I'm currently not at home so I can't have visitors all of the time, but she still comes over from time to time, usually every 2-3 days or so and when she doesn't come over she calls every day.
SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-26 00:13:48 · 4yNo. 245348reply
How old were you at the time ?
DenmarkBernd2022-12-26 00:14:24 · 4yNo. 245349reply
I was the same age as I am now, 26 and she is my first gf.

NetherlandsBernd2022-12-25 14:02:11 · 4yNo. 245250reply
Remember to report the illegal CP activity on c*tchan:
-Cloudflare (https://abuse.cloudflare.com/)
-the domain registrar; [email protected]
-online form for cybertipline: https://report.cybertip.org/
-Pakistan cyber crime unit: [email protected]
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NetherlandsBernd2022-12-25 14:04:25 · 4yNo. 245252reply
Because making pedos rage is hilarious.
BavariaBernd2022-12-25 14:05:12 · 4yNo. 245253sagereply
Just stop browsing there.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 14:12:05 · 4yNo. 245255reply
If you report illegal shit on the internet you automagcially land on the surveilance lists yourself.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 14:23:28 · 4yNo. 245257reply
Then they will just return to kc

GermanyBernd2022-12-24 19:25:39 · 4yNo. 245122reply
Map with the percentages of Europeans who would defend their countries. Lörs?
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GermanyBernd2022-12-25 01:46:28 · 4yNo. 245185reply
Why would I be a pawn for a random war?
 
My life does not depend on this country and if there was a fight to break out I'd just go somewhere else and nobody can blame me for it.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 08:58:59 · 4yNo. 245214reply
Some people don’t take questions literally
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 09:23:50 · 4yNo. 245217reply
tbh the map alone doesn't tell you anything unless you also show the map with the percentages of people who would let others defend their country.
PolandBernd2022-12-25 13:08:47 · 4yNo. 245237reply
I see how you'd think that, but what I meant was that external threats and defending one's country can be interpreted differently depending on who you ask; also, it's quite probable that soon after 9/11 many Americans would agree that sending soldiers to Afghanistan was self-defense; but that is a moot point anyway since OP's map features only Europe

GermanyBernd2022-12-25 09:45:21 · 4yNo. 245224reply
Imo the next big thing in AI/game development will be AI coop multiplayer for third person puzzle games. I think it will be in a way where you can voice chat with the software to coordinate in-game actions.
 
The step after that will be the same principle only that the ai starts doing advertisements for shit in regular intervals to you through the voice chat.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 09:52:51 · 4yNo. 245226reply
You: "Ai, move the bolder over there onto the switch on the floor, so that this door opens for me"
Ai: "Of course, player. But before I move the bolder let me quickly move your attention to the sponsor of todays gaming session: Raid Shadow Legends..."
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