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TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 02:25:31 · 3yNo. 247090reply
im circumcised but i still produce dick cheeseee
PeruBernd2023-01-03 03:10:38 · 3yNo. 247100reply
Is that even possible? Negroe you maybe are sick
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 03:20:33 · 3yNo. 247101reply
im not that tight cut and im restoring foreskin
GermanyBernd2023-01-03 03:25:48 · 3yNo. 247103reply
get corcumcised against
 
t. tightly cut
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 03:26:11 · 3yNo. 247104reply
lmfao imagine getting dick hoodie stolen in goymany

TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:41:58 · 3yNo. 247076reply
waking up at 3 am night, sleeping at 5 pm evening
this is how new year starts
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 01:44:37 · 3yNo. 247077reply
real nigga hours
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:46:16 · 3yNo. 247078reply
real suffering about life hours
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-03 02:14:09 · 3yNo. 247087reply
I have been waking up at 3 am for 6 months now. Something is wrong
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 02:20:52 · 3yNo. 247089reply
it's over

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 22:11:07 · 3yNo. 247032reply
It seems progress is being made at kohl. i was just able to post twice
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SwitzerlandBernd2023-01-03 00:05:21 · 3yNo. 247064reply
Much better user interface.
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:08:23 · 3yNo. 247065reply
This place and other boards are too slow for my liking to be a main home.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-03 00:12:09 · 3yNo. 247067reply
This place and other boards are too slow because you (and some others) don't want to post here.
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:14:04 · 3yNo. 247069reply
i've made several threads in the past couple days but i can't do it alone

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 00:37:21 · 3yNo. 246777reply
eating ans bagel
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 00:40:33 · 3yNo. 246778reply
Such a stud.
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 05:31:19 · 3yNo. 246815reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 12:14:42 · 3yNo. 246868reply
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:10:42 · 3yNo. 247066reply
I love bagels so much it's unreal

PolandBernd2022-11-08 11:29:58 · 4yNo. 237974reply
I have a final job interview with HR in 30 minutes
 
already passed initial screening and 2 rounds of technical interviews but now they'll find out I'm weird and awkward
 
help
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GermanyBernd2023-01-02 19:17:14 · 3yNo. 246980reply
sounds pretty useless but ok.
 
>were her hands warm?
Hard to remember it was more than 10 years ago. The only thing I can remember is that I could feel that she wore gloves. So it wasn't skin to skin contact which lessened the ball touching experience. Also I was preoccupied the whole time witch how I could appear more unhealthy than I was since I didn't want to go to the military.
In the end I didn't have to go because I have a low count of white blood cells in my blood.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:35:47 · 3yNo. 247005reply
what was your plan for looking unfit for the military? has your blood improved since then?
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:42:53 · 3yNo. 247007reply
When she looked at my back and told me to lean over I acted like my back hurts badly. I have bretty bad scoliosis so I thought that if I acted like my back was already ruined i would be unfit. But it didn't end up in the final report so I did nothing. Blood has been like this always. It is genetic. But it does not do anything to my overall health so whatever.
 
In the end I don't know if it wouldn't have been good to go to the military for ans year. Most people I talked to didn't regret it.
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 23:44:07 · 3yNo. 247058reply
> interview with HR
 
I hope the salary is worth it

GermanyBernd2023-01-02 16:24:54 · 3yNo. 246921reply
I don’t know a single young woman who doesn’t have a boyfriend. This makes my inner incel seethe.
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CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 22:59:28 · 3yNo. 247047reply
That's only possible if they literally never leave the house, and I do mean literally.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-02 23:16:19 · 3yNo. 247050reply
>I don’t know a single young woman who doesn’t have a boyfriend.
What do you mean? If she's single, she doesn't have a boyfriend.
PeruBernd2023-01-02 23:22:05 · 3yNo. 247054reply
Even if they do not have boyfriends they have like 3 side fucks and 5 orbiters, and I am talking about ugly women, don’t imagine the quantities for hot women
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 23:42:40 · 3yNo. 247057reply
There's a difference between "a" and "any", my friend

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 19:55:59 · 3yNo. 246982reply
Operation morning poop was a success
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GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:27:17 · 3yNo. 246995reply
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:29:44 · 3yNo. 246997reply
his toilet was stolen
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:31:19 · 3yNo. 246999reply
And they replaced it with a shit stalagmite growing out of the hole.
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 21:48:18 · 3yNo. 247029reply

DenmarkBernd2023-01-02 17:22:16 · 3yNo. 246937reply
my gf wants me to do a DNA test but I am scared of doing it and finding out I have jewish blood.
I swear to god if I do a DNA test and it comes out as me having jewish blood, I will literally kill myself on the spot.
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PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:22:12 · 3yNo. 246993reply
not if she stays on her back
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:24:50 · 3yNo. 246994reply
She would have to shit out his cum eventually, and that risks leakage into the vagoo.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:30:13 · 3yNo. 246998reply
not if she uses gravity to her leverage
SwedenBernd2023-01-02 20:43:49 · 3yNo. 247008reply
Kys, faggot jew

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 20:31:57 · 3yNo. 247001reply
my gf wants me to do a DNA test but I am scared of doing it and finding out I have danish blood.
I swear to god if I do a DNA test and it comes out as me having danish blood, I will literally kill myself on the spot.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:37:25 · 3yNo. 247006reply

RomaniaBernd2023-01-02 15:55:01 · 3yNo. 246902reply
The whole purpose of your life is to stimulate the area covered by this cloth.
AustriaBernd2023-01-02 16:03:50 · 3yNo. 246905reply
RomaniaBernd2023-01-02 16:08:48 · 3yNo. 246910reply
And to maximize pleasure from it.

PolandBernd2022-12-31 14:48:49 · 3yNo. 246173reply
kohlchan dood
wat nau?
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GeorgiaBernd2023-01-01 20:35:04 · 3yNo. 246713reply
mandela effect pleas.
Its obvious this green mouse was not there back then
GermanyBernd2023-01-01 20:41:04 · 3yNo. 246716reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-01 20:41:10 · 3yNo. 246717reply
PolandBernd2023-01-02 15:45:17 · 3yNo. 246899reply
Russian subhumans's opinions bodoy asked

GermanyBernd2023-01-02 11:42:26 · 3yNo. 246862reply
Remember this post?
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 11:53:14 · 3yNo. 246863reply
yes
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 12:16:48 · 3yNo. 246869reply
no also pic must be very old Ritter Sport never exit Russia.
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 12:42:39 · 3yNo. 246872reply
yes
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 12:47:09 · 3yNo. 246873reply
Yeah, but they have to put it in anti-theft devices.

ArgentinaBernd2023-01-02 05:20:15 · 3yNo. 246812reply
KC abstinence syndrome support thread.
 
How to cope
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ArgentinaBernd2023-01-02 06:55:54 · 3yNo. 246825reply
it's too dead to cope with
SloveniaBernd2023-01-02 09:40:12 · 3yNo. 246854reply
its dont
HungaryBernd2023-01-02 09:41:28 · 3yNo. 246855reply
You can read srs discussions on https://endchan.org/kc
Use the Catalog.
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 11:13:21 · 3yNo. 246858reply
By the boards of bernd.group where we posted, yea we wept and remembered krautchan.

PolandBernd2023-01-02 08:21:38 · 3yNo. 246842reply
What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?
 
The barbarians are due here today.
 
 
Why isn’t anything going on in the senate?
Why are the senators sitting there without legislating?
 
Because the barbarians are coming today.
What’s the point of senators making laws now?
Once the barbarians are here, they’ll do the legislating.
 
 
Why did our emperor get up so early,
and why is he sitting enthroned at the city’s main gate,
in state, wearing the crown?
 
Because the barbarians are coming today
and the emperor’s waiting to receive their leader.
He’s even got a scroll to give him,
loaded with titles, with imposing names.
 
 
Why have our two consuls and praetors come out today
wearing their embroidered, their scarlet togas?
Why have they put on bracelets with so many amethysts,
rings sparkling with magnificent emeralds?
Why are they carrying elegant canes
beautifully worked in silver and gold?
 
Because the barbarians are coming today
and things like that dazzle the barbarians.
 
 
Why don’t our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?
 
Because the barbarians are coming today
and they’re bored by rhetoric and public speaking.
 
 
Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people’s faces have become.)
Why are the streets and squares emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?
 
Because night has fallen and the barbarians haven't come.
And some of our men just in from the border say
there are no barbarians any longer.
 
 
Now what’s going to happen to us without barbarians?
Those people were a kind of solution.
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United StatesBernd2023-01-02 08:24:01 · 3yNo. 246844reply
I am proud of you bernd
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 08:30:17 · 3yNo. 246845reply
I want to rape Poland so savagely that they black out and wake up gay.
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 08:34:50 · 3yNo. 246846reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 08:49:11 · 3yNo. 246849reply
Thanks
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