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United StatesBernd2023-03-02 02:53:18 · 3yNo. 258257reply
Should I buy a new toyota corolla for $25,000?
 
Yes or no?
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AustriaBernd2023-03-02 07:58:09 · 3yNo. 258314reply
Man, those were the times when you still could buy German cars.
Modern Mörcödös look like a shisha bar inside.
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 08:40:05 · 3yNo. 258316reply
All modern cars look the same, without the emblem you can barely tell them apart. 70-90s was the peak era for cars, I hope soon today's automobile abominations will be replaced by eco friendly high speed dildo bikes
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 09:49:47 · 3yNo. 258318reply
Usually it does not make any sense to buy new cars because young used ones are way way cheaper.
Also I've never seen the sense in buying hybrid cars because you always drive the weight of one engine with you around that doesn't do anything. Either go full electric or stay with gasoline.
HungaryBernd2023-03-02 10:01:42 · 3yNo. 258320reply
Buy a hilux ofc.

GermanyBernd2023-02-26 19:07:59 · 3yNo. 257500reply
I want it
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CanadaBernd2023-03-02 04:15:15 · 3yNo. 258294reply
If it can happen to me to it can happen to you.
CaliforniaBernd2023-03-02 05:04:00 · 3yNo. 258301reply
I fell in love once and now I cant fall into it again. Im a lonely heart, I weep and crawl around alone. Weep from my asshole too, so i stink and look blithering. Im damned, truly in hell when god gave me an out.
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 07:05:49 · 3yNo. 258308reply
wagmi?
AustriaBernd2023-03-02 07:47:17 · 3yNo. 258311reply
We all gonna make it breh.

AustriaBernd2023-02-27 14:44:18 · 3yNo. 257623reply
They are sharing the uBlock blocking of Austria-flags due to colon gypsy on Gaycee against.
Makes me feel as if I'm shadow banned there.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-27 15:33:09 · 3yNo. 257630reply
Maybe they don’t want to read about your swallowing tranny cum again.
United StatesBernd2023-02-27 15:34:36 · 3yNo. 257631reply
germany poster, leave austria jak alone
AustriaBernd2023-02-27 15:50:12 · 3yNo. 257633reply
This has nothing to do with it, other Austrians and me are simply collateral damage of one obnoxious spammer.
 
Thanks fren.
KansasBernd2023-03-02 04:12:24 · 3yNo. 258292reply

AustriaBernd2023-02-13 10:58:28 · 3yNo. 254638reply
I want to win the shitpost of the month and all the other awards.
So may I please ask you frens to click the "..." on this post and tell the system that this is a shitpost, serious discussion and the other thing I can't be arsed to look up within a few seconds that are probably shorter then whatever I'm writing right now.
 
If we stand strong together, we can change the world!
 
Thanks in advance and best regards,
Bernd-sama.
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AustriaBernd2023-03-01 14:41:51 · 3yNo. 258006reply
We had many long discussions until deep at night, but we agreed that those bugs are part of our cultural heritage and that fixing them would rob us of what makes us us.
 
Be patriotic, vote Bernd!
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:42:44 · 3yNo. 258007sagereply
bo is a lazy shit i hope he gets hit by the next earthquake
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:49:23 · 3yNo. 258008reply
Ihor is not the solution to our problems.
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:52:24 · 3yNo. 258009reply
His IB is faster and has fewer bugs than this one. Also superior IB engine.

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 19:00:48 · 3yNo. 257893reply
Make-up is dishonest.
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SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 21:20:33 · 3yNo. 257929reply
I have never washed my face (except when I get mud or dust on it)
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 05:23:49 · 3yNo. 257982reply
No, it’s not. It’s how your face really looks like. Make-up means hiding your true appearance and thus lying to other people.
FinlandBernd2023-03-01 07:00:13 · 3yNo. 257989reply
AustriaBernd2023-03-01 11:23:27 · 3yNo. 257996reply
What about them filters tho?
>https://twitter.com/memotv/status/1629908382755766272

NorwayBernd2023-03-01 10:36:19 · 3yNo. 257995reply
So I just logged into the email address I signed up with for orpheus. At the beginning of February they wrote me that I haven't logged in for 4 months and my account will be deactivated in 10 days.
Turns out, even though I am a big music nerd, I have 0 use for a music private tracker. The stuff on there is so mainstream and generic. Most of the times I couldn't find the stuff I looked for and the stuff I uploaded and seeded was hardly downloaded nor seeded.

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 04:42:09 · 3yNo. 257796reply
I'm the only good German poster
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AustriaBernd2023-02-28 17:09:16 · 3yNo. 257868reply
Stop pretending to be more then 1 person!
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 17:43:44 · 3yNo. 257871reply
that wasn't me ,-,
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 17:46:11 · 3yNo. 257872reply
maybe it was me?
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 03:02:28 · 3yNo. 257979reply
Or me? Nobody knows.

CaliforniaWHERE IGORBernd2023-03-01 00:50:24 · 3yNo. 257972reply
IGOR come back. Any kind of fool could see There was something in everything about you
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IGOR come back. (Yeah.) You can blame it all on me. I was wrong and I just can't live without you.
CaliforniaBernd2023-03-01 02:11:32 · 3yNo. 257976reply

GermanyMMABernd2023-02-28 18:04:42 · 3yNo. 257875reply
Who will be watching the fight on Sunday?
John BONES Jones is coming back for his title!
He is the biggest alpha black male currently on our planet.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:52:21 · 3yNo. 257936sagereply
t. best german poster
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:55:33 · 3yNo. 257938reply
 
 
Jones is such a beast kek.
He said in an interview afterwards that he only didn't shoot the guy because he felt sorry for him as he was shitting his pants while crying for his life, seeing Jones.
 
Next time he'd like someone with balls to break into his house so he can shoot.
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:57:22 · 3yNo. 257941reply
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:58:29 · 3yNo. 257943reply
Also, he has NEVER lost a single fight.
Not a single one.
Despite being on all kinds of drugs all the time.
 
This guy is just chosen by god to be a fighter.
 
picrel is his signature move, the spinning ellbow insta knockout

GermanyBernd2023-02-27 17:17:00 · 3yNo. 257653reply
I can't stop smiling when I realize once again that God is with me.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-28 14:10:57 · 3yNo. 257852reply
I severely doubt he even existed, but his father is probably Joseph, don’t you think?
PolandBernd2023-02-28 15:01:15 · 3yNo. 257858reply
no, Joseph is Jesus' step-father and Mary The Virgin's husband, you heathen
 
if Jesus isn't real then who is this?
SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 19:44:22 · 3yNo. 257909reply
That's not what the Bible says tho.
 
Matthew 1:16 and Luke 3:23 is quite obviously rewritten to fit the "hurr durr god the son" narrative (does it hold any value to cite genealogy of Joseph at this point? why not cite genealogy of Mary instead? exactly!), which comes from a misreading of how Jesus refers to God as "father" since God is OUR (everyone's) father (and note that Jesus himself confirms this, e.g. Matthew 23:9). Likewise, 1 Clement (not part of canon today, but included in early Bibles such as Codex Alexandrinus, and listed in Canones apostolorum!) confirms this in 19:2.
Trinitarianism in general and worship of Jesus is a Pauline invention (well, Paul was truly rather a binitarian), that short ugly balding incel, this is how he had to cope!
PolandBernd2023-02-28 20:27:50 · 3yNo. 257917reply
I have no idea, my religious education AKA indoctrination ended when I was 14

United KingdomBernd2023-02-28 10:46:31 · 3yNo. 257820reply
What's your opinion on Anglish?
>Anglish is a kind of English which prefers native words over those borrowed from foreign languages. Anglish is linguistic purism applied to English.
https://anglish.org/wiki/Anglish
I also liked the description of the Anglish subreddit
>Anglish is how we might speak if the Normans had been beaten at Hastings, and if we had not made inkhorn words out of Latin, Greek and French.
 
My native language is German and when I speak German I try to avoid using English terms that found its way into colloquial German.
Another plus is not sounding like a retarded zoomer when every third word is an English one. Weird, sus, strange, cringe etc.
However I have to admit I am not using German terms when talking about 'pointers', 'strings' and related. I know, I know.
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NetherlandsBernd2023-02-28 13:37:47 · 3yNo. 257842reply
> Anglish is a kind of English which prefers native words over those borrowed from foreign languages
I thought it's called Dutch
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 13:39:43 · 3yNo. 257843reply
Languages are meant to evolve, you can not possibly stop it.
Therefore stand by and enjoy the ride.
 
t. linguist
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 13:57:43 · 3yNo. 257847reply
There’s a difference between degeneration and evolution.
SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 19:52:17 · 3yNo. 257915reply
>Schadenfreude becomes harmglee.
Why not scathefrolick?

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 18:48:07 · 3yNo. 257888reply
This is the best image viewer.
MoscowBernd2023-02-28 19:41:37 · 3yNo. 257907reply
What is this blob supposed to mean? I could never figure it out.
SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 19:47:19 · 3yNo. 257911reply
Roadkill (probably cat).
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 19:47:45 · 3yNo. 257912reply
its buba, not kiki
SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 19:48:43 · 3yNo. 257913reply
but name is irfan not arvoom

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 16:42:32 · 3yNo. 257866reply
My god, this man has massive ears :D
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GermanyBernd2023-02-28 18:49:17 · 3yNo. 257889reply
PolandBernd2023-02-28 18:53:43 · 3yNo. 257890reply
this is why
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 18:54:15 · 3yNo. 257891reply
Autism?
PolandBernd2023-02-28 19:07:26 · 3yNo. 257895reply
don't think so, I don't meet the diagnostic criteria

SingaporeBernd2023-02-28 17:12:53 · 3yNo. 257869reply
When I saw kernel 6.2 hitting the repo of my OS today I knew it was time.
We've been friends for almost 20 years. Goodbye my dear, ntfs-3g.
I will kinda miss you
ntfs3 finally supports the windows_names parameter.
TurkeyBernd2023-02-28 18:28:58 · 3yNo. 257882reply
my man people using new technology bftrs and you now switching to ext4 right? kinda based lol
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