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Buenos AiresBernd2023-10-27 10:01:43 · 3yNo. 292198reply
I want to get it off my chest: I fantasize and have lucid dreams about being beaten up by MMA tomboys, muscle tomboys, etc I dont like femdom in itself , I dont watch any porn and certainly not femdom porn, I dont like power dynamics. But I sometimes BEG the universe for an athletic fighter gf with short hair who will punch me, kick me and beaten me up for fun.
The worst thing is, I used to fight so I trained by kicking, punching or even head-butting trees and a couple of 7-kilos dumbells, and women are naturally weaker than men - I dunno if an IRL girl, even a boxer ,could hurt me!

SloveniaBernd2023-10-26 18:21:29 · 3yNo. 292112reply
meanwhile in g*rmany
AzerbaijanBernd2023-10-26 18:43:06 · 3yNo. 292113reply
mysterious german soul
United StatesBernd2023-10-26 20:59:23 · 3yNo. 292136reply
fligg fligg :DDD
GermanyBernd2023-10-26 22:23:50 · 3yNo. 292159reply
because you never know what the fuck might happen to your benin, i'd never use a glory hole
 
what if there's a fucked up guy with a kitchen knife eh
UruguayBernd2023-10-26 23:01:54 · 3yNo. 292163reply
 
Imagine if it was a drop of dimethylmercury.

RussiaBernd2023-10-26 15:00:37 · 3yNo. 292083reply
Perspectives of succeeding if you apply your anus directly to the top of a 5l bottle?
Additional information: It's open. The given task is defecation.
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SloveniaBernd2023-10-26 20:27:35 · 3yNo. 292131reply
Just use a plastic bag like a normal bum.
It doesn't have to be water tight because (hopefully) your shit is solid enough to be contained.
GermanyBernd2023-10-26 20:37:07 · 3yNo. 292133reply
then why use a bottle? Just get a bucket with a lid.
United StatesBernd2023-10-26 20:41:01 · 3yNo. 292134reply
and line the bucket with a plastic bag for easy disposal. plus you can easily reuse the bucket this way
RussiaBernd2023-10-26 22:01:22 · 3yNo. 292154reply
I only have bottle.

United StatesBernd2023-10-13 06:21:05 · 3yNo. 291092reply
You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension
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GermanyBernd2023-10-19 19:35:06 · 3yNo. 291648reply
What do you think about the looks of the Honda E? Better or worse than the Suzuker?
United StatesBernd2023-10-20 11:53:04 · 3yNo. 291705reply
It looks cool I guess, hard to evaluate it since it's an EV and not a real car.
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 08:40:44 · 3yNo. 292004reply
looks like shit
SloveniaBernd2023-10-26 13:13:10 · 3yNo. 292075reply
>it's an EV and not a real car.
lol, lmao even

AustriaBernd2023-10-25 15:45:18 · 3yNo. 292029reply
Most people around me have had romantic and currently have romantic relationships as well as regular sex. I never had, so in a way I'm alienated from mainstream society.
MoscowBernd2023-10-25 19:55:51 · 3yNo. 292040reply
You are not missing out on anything, it's a scam.
AustriaBernd2023-10-25 20:23:08 · 3yNo. 292042reply
I doubt it.
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 21:37:07 · 3yNo. 292050reply
80-95% of their lives still consist of not doing relationship things and not having sex so you are still mostly a normal human bean.

RussiaBernd2023-09-29 09:14:40 · 3yNo. 289657reply
real krautchan.net will be back up tomorrow at 21:00
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MoscowBernd2023-10-05 17:17:09 · 3yNo. 290451reply
RussiaBernd2023-10-05 21:00:18 · 3yNo. 290484reply
holy fuck its glorious
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 08:47:41 · 3yNo. 292006reply
wtf you lied dog it's down
RussiaBernd2023-10-25 20:35:52 · 3yNo. 292044reply
it isnt bro check your connection

FinlandBernd2023-10-20 08:11:31 · 3yNo. 291687reply
did u know russia never intended to win le special operation? it was all a ruse and west fell for it
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GermanyBernd2023-10-23 20:45:35 · 3yNo. 291896reply
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 08:21:41 · 3yNo. 292000reply
That's bullshit and I don't believe it. Vatnigs are coping hard and are even sending WW2/WW1 equipment to the front.
RussiaBernd2023-10-25 08:29:39 · 3yNo. 292002reply
*insert the THIS STILL ISN'T THE REAL RUSSIAN ARMY TWO YEARS INTO THE WAR cope*
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 08:38:42 · 3yNo. 292003reply
but thats true
butin is holding back the real russian army, because he wants to surprise Zelenskyy for his birthday on ans 25 january

RussiaBernd2023-10-24 14:39:49 · 3yNo. 291936reply
Has KC watched this peak berndcore movie??
 
YouTube: 1C5WYlI_NKc%E1%96%87%E1%97%B4T%E1%96%87OTOK
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GermanyBernd2023-10-25 01:38:57 · 3yNo. 291978reply
I saw Indiana Jones
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 02:01:49 · 3yNo. 291980reply
I saw Swan Lake.
GermanyBernd2023-10-25 08:18:21 · 3yNo. 291998reply
RussiaBernd2023-10-25 08:28:54 · 3yNo. 292001reply
is not berndcore tbh

RussiaBernd2023-10-23 19:08:45 · 3yNo. 291891reply
So in the end, what did that guy mean by "stretching my boy"?
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United StatesBernd2023-10-23 21:45:32 · 3yNo. 291900reply
Do you not have the thread saved? Were you not there?
Wtf
MoscowBernd2023-10-24 17:47:25 · 3yNo. 291945reply
HungaryBernd2023-10-24 20:36:41 · 3yNo. 291965reply
It was a typo. He meant "goy". He's Jewish, probably Zelensky as well.
United StatesBernd2023-10-25 03:11:31 · 3yNo. 291988reply
he wore kohlclamp 99% of the time

GuatemalaEl Salvador TripBernd2023-10-20 22:50:49 · 3yNo. 291728reply
Greetings anons. I will be in El Salvador during the weekend and I will be sharing all pics and experiences I had through this journey.
 
Para los anones, estoy en Bukelelandia y veremos como ha cambiado este basurero
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FinlandBernd2023-10-24 17:19:21 · 3yNo. 291944reply
Is Guatemala white?
GuatemalaBernd2023-10-24 19:08:20 · 3yNo. 291954reply
Pics of beaches, buildings and landscapes
GermanyBernd2023-10-24 19:10:25 · 3yNo. 291955reply
How was the trip?
HungaryBernd2023-10-24 20:34:57 · 3yNo. 291963reply
>>>/war/291877
Or perhaps:
Not sure how this works on bernd.group

RussiaBernd2023-10-23 20:28:41 · 3yNo. 291895reply
Bazovo
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AzerbaijanBernd2023-10-23 21:46:53 · 3yNo. 291901reply
>occupation
into le trash it goes
RussiaBernd2023-10-24 00:18:53 · 3yNo. 291910reply
OK, liberation
PeruBernd2023-10-24 03:40:37 · 3yNo. 291920reply
>AI prediction
 
Topkek
AzerbaijanBernd2023-10-24 14:35:58 · 3yNo. 291935reply
Better, way better

GermanyBernd2023-10-22 13:59:43 · 3yNo. 291833reply
Yesterday I found root beer in the supermart and decided to buy it since I've only heard from it from the american part of the internet but never tasted it.
 
I expected it to taste similar to what is called malt beer in germany. But it tastes highly artificial just like what I think big red chewing gum used to taste like. Very interesting. I haven't tasted something like this in a long time.
 
What are some weird or interesting things you've consumed lately, Bernd?
United StatesBernd2023-10-22 16:03:59 · 3yNo. 291839reply
went to ans beer tasting with dad. it was only my second time drinking (too autism), but IPA tastes ok. cider tastes like old apple juice ew. the dark beer was a very unique flavor, even he said he'd never tasted anything like it. i really liked the sour though. i don't think i'd purchase such things again, especially cuz of the price, but it was very cool to try the new tastes
United StatesBernd2023-10-23 03:54:00 · 3yNo. 291871reply
pour it over vanilla ice cream and make a root beer float

FinlandBernd2023-10-06 18:31:56 · 3yNo. 290588reply
its time to colonize kc again
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GermanyBernd2023-10-07 13:35:36 · 3yNo. 290687reply
burn down everything
FinlandBernd2023-10-07 16:31:45 · 3yNo. 290696reply
you can liberate them and let them poo freely on the street
FinlandBernd2023-10-22 08:59:37 · 3yNo. 291824reply
>light blue cross
FinlandBernd2023-10-22 19:10:28 · 3yNo. 291847reply

QuebecHelloBernd2023-10-16 06:50:01 · 3yNo. 291320reply
Been a while I haven't visited KC or an imageboard.
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GermanyBernd2023-10-18 18:16:12 · 3yNo. 291559reply
tbh I replaced imageboard shitposting through serious discussion™ with AI systems.
United StatesBernd2023-10-21 03:59:02 · 3yNo. 291749reply
welcome back
QuebecBernd2023-10-21 23:33:09 · 3yNo. 291789reply
tfw applications like tiktok kill the flow of newfags to platforms like imageboards and now the internet is barren and dull
GermanyBernd2023-10-22 06:56:45 · 3yNo. 291810reply
Lets just replace them with shitposting ais
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