You want to be dehydrated or smthin?

Yup

Alcohol dehydrates, so might make one poop more.

is not

 

your poop gets dry --- hemorroids risk factor, been there already

drink water, it's better to drink extra water than not to.

 

ALSO drinking less ---> more salt stays in your kidneys ---> "kidney stone" risk increases

 

 

t. dehydra(da)tion pro

 

also

besides, being underhydrated may *shut down* your thrist (emergency mode or something IDK, it's a snippet from some telegram channel)

true

 

AFAIK, beer's water > beer's alcohol, but wine's another story. wine can dehyd' u

That's true, I experienced that myself and thought that just meant I don't need to drink like other people lol. Had crazy anxiety on the verge of panic attacks while working in the backyard in summer which got away once I slam dunked 1/1.5 liters of water.