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GermanyBernd2025-03-24 17:34:03 · 1yNo. 337715reply
Still got a crush on my co-worker, the situation didn't improve at all.
TexasBernd2025-03-24 17:41:11 · 1yNo. 337718reply
Have you tried talking, just a simple hello? I remember you in that thread have you at least shared any conversation with her interest or anything.
 
>You got this man, be stronger
GermanyBernd2025-03-24 17:47:12 · 1yNo. 337720reply
I talk to her multiple times a week, we are friends. That makes the situation worse though.
TexasTrust me, this is goodBernd2025-03-25 00:51:36 · 1yNo. 337727reply
Ask your self why is this happening? Then understand the problem. If you are not making the first move then nothing will come from it. Be yourself, you are already friends then that means she likes your personality there for you already have a mutual relationship. Know that you have worth as in don’t let them use you, don’t devalue yourself for a woman make both side happy. Know what you want in life, do you want to kids, marriage, sex etc. prove to her that you are not a dick or a fuck boy, you have to look like someone people want to be around. Flirt with her lightly, don’t come across as too strong .If you remember last time, I asked you if you know what likes, I hope you got that information. Because now you can start taking her places that she would enjoy. Don’t make her trapped and take her to a public place thats not to loud. When you ask her say it in a way that sounds like it could be anything, invite her to a place that she likes that will calm her in your presence. Call an hour in advance dont let her not come. Open ended questions only on the date no yes or no example:
> What got you over here?, tell me about your life? What are you interested in? Tell me about your life till this point?
<do you like me? What’s your favorite movie? Talking about ex. Talking about sex
 
If you use a non-open-ended question then at the end, put explain example:
<what your favorite countryball?
<what your favorite countryball and why?
 
These will give much more constructive responses for the next talk or date. Don’t be too confident when talking or too shy You definitely don’t seem too confident . if you’re already friends then you have a perfect opportunity to ask them ask her for dating advice Straight from the mouth you get to hear what a date should look like, and since your friends, then she would think it’s a normal question. Know she is not perfect, you should see flaws in her if not then she has something very wrong. Know this is not a movie this is real life, don’t feed into the materialistic slop at the modern world treat her with the upmost respect. One of your main goals is to make her produce more Oxytocinballs a chemiball hormone used for trust. The more you get her relaxed in your presence, take her to things she likes etc you should /SCI/ tire win her if not, then she’s a freak of nature. To get in to the true chemiball tire of the best scientific way to get to her in straight woman the torsion angle of Oxytocin should work in response to any electric field, when the electric fields are parallel to the X-axis, the molecule favors a cis conformatio, increase hydrogen bonds, in γ geometry. Look at her pupils make sure they dilate whenever they look at you. If they shrink then your fucked. Increasing number of cholesterol in the body and let her Oxytocin work to the max. All of this is to say that taking her to dinner is the best possible way to use her brain. Include desserts that she likes include the place that she knows and feel safe around include calming and relaxing past times and you will achieve success. Final word of advice bring up Countryballs and you will achieve with no other person who goes on KC has ever done, GET A GF
 
Sources for this Bible tire KC article
 
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-psychology-of-relationships/202402/10-quick-pieces-of-dating-advice-from-relationship?amp
 
https://medium.com/@jordanfallis/25-effective-ways-to-increase-oxytocin-levels-in-the-brain-fe5ac39bc57
 
https://www.zoosk.com/date-mix/dating-advice/dating-advice-men/
 
 
https://susanwinter.net/10-essential-pieces-of-expert-dating-advice-psychology-today/
 
https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/amp/article/oxytocin
 
https://www.zoosk.com/date-mix/online-dating-tips/online-dating-tips-for-men-from-women/
 
 
https://blog.mindvalley.com/dating-advice-men/
 
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/online-dating/dating-tips/dating-advice-for-men/
 
https://liveboldandbloom.com/04/relationships/dating-tips-men
 
 
>Note: take all of this with a grain of salt. I never had a girlfriend. And I’m probably never touching pussy in my life [Obviously I mean, have you seen my post] but the idea and things that I said are from reliable source so use this information as you will answer my questions and I will give you a better answer. Don’t tell too many people what you heard. Or as the chub implies shhhhhhh this thread contain serious mental manipulation. Use it wisely
 
<love you German bro, not in a gay way
Actually who am I fucking with?
TexasBernd2025-03-25 01:19:44 · 1yNo. 337729reply
What does she like?, is she slower fast?, How long have you friends? Is she quiet or loud? is she hyper or not?
 
answer these questions and I can help you more.
TexasTLDRBernd2025-03-25 01:23:35 · 1yNo. 337730reply
>Be yourself
>Don’t overdo anything
>Prove to her that you’re worthy
>Know that you’re worthy yourself
>do things, make a move
>Don’t trap her or make her feel uncomfortable
>Treat people with the up most respect
>Open ended questions good dating environment
>Stuff her face, with food
>Make her feel safe around you
>I do highly recommend reading what I sent tho work was put writing and researching my article use it to your advantage
And you will win the girl of your dreams
TexasBernd2025-03-25 02:10:03 · 1yNo. 337732reply
Help me talk for 69 number of words so I can have 1000 words in one thread for just 6 threads!
MoscowBernd2025-03-25 17:15:47 · 1yNo. 337753reply
u have a gf?
TexasBernd2025-03-25 17:57:40 · 1yNo. 337755reply
sources?
 
I’m training for the day 2Ds become real
TexasBernd2025-03-25 18:02:42 · 1yNo. 337757reply
If you read the long version then you would know I don’t obviously like have you seen what I post on this site
IsraelBernd2025-03-25 18:51:52 · 1yNo. 337760reply
Did you try to masturbate furiously while looking at your co worker Instagram pictures?
TexasBernd2025-03-26 00:07:13 · 1yNo. 337764reply
TexasBernd2025-03-26 00:20:22 · 1yNo. 337765reply
>g
 
Since when does gaytex get the girl?
GermanyBernd2025-03-26 14:36:06 · 1yNo. 337772reply
She doesn't have instagram pictures, she's not a whore
RussiaBernd2025-03-26 14:58:38 · 1yNo. 337774reply
men who post their abs on insta ask to be bred
HungaryBernd2025-03-27 07:58:45 · 1yNo. 337789reply
Tell her you have a crush on her and it sucks.
Can't make the situation worse anyway.
TexasBernd2025-03-27 17:20:08 · 1yNo. 337811reply
TexasBernd2025-03-27 17:23:20 · 1yNo. 337812reply
Ask her for dating advice and then take her on the very date she describe. If you are friends then act like it’s nothing serious.
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 18:04:00 · 1yNo. 337813reply
is that you?
TexasBernd2025-03-27 18:19:13 · 1yNo. 337815reply
Would it be funnier if I said yes
 
This was a joke skit thread I made a while back.
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 18:24:03 · 1yNo. 337816reply
lol alright then
FinlandBernd2025-03-27 20:50:58 · 1yNo. 337819reply
take tryptophan to increase serotonin levels, which will help you escape this sexual psychosis
TexasBernd2025-03-27 20:54:55 · 1yNo. 337820reply
Need more sex levels
FinlandBernd2025-03-27 21:04:19 · 1yNo. 337822reply
the penis is evil
TexasI was joking, but the penis is not evilBernd2025-03-27 21:42:55 · 1yNo. 337826reply
KC police here we noticed a complaint we have in this thread. We heard something about miss information and an opinion that doesn’t agree with mine.
sources!?!?!!!
What are you talking about? I love penises and I think they love me
 
>the penis is evil
Joking a side men’s sexual health is severely neglected in today’s modern society. They see it as embarrassing, or something to be ashamed of. In truth men’s sexual health it’s just as important as a woman’s.
 
The penis is not evil
 
For the endocrine system is hard to control. fuck pedos and rapist tho, they choose not to try hormones act sporadically therefore don’t get mad at the penis get mad that the individual.
 
Also sorry for using the same photo. Just always wanted to do that after I call sources
 
https://www.cedars-sinai.org/blog/psychology-of-mens-sexual-health.html
 
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1114727/
 
https://www.fic.nih.gov/News/GlobalHealthMatters/january-february-2022/Pages/men-global-health-research-hiv.aspx
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 21:55:48 · 1yNo. 337827reply
i wonder if you type in dms the same way as you type in the threads on kc
TexasBernd2025-03-27 22:22:42 · 1yNo. 337830reply
The simps are in DMs
 
The strongly interacting massive particles are in dark matter
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 22:49:27 · 1yNo. 337831reply
do you have a secret fanclub we don't know about?
TexasBernd2025-03-27 22:55:12 · 1yNo. 337832reply
My only fanclub is for Polandball
United KingdomBernd2025-03-28 03:46:12 · 1yNo. 337848reply
Reddit ay? Oi your something else mate
TexasBernd2025-03-28 03:47:25 · 1yNo. 337849reply
Is that a problem? KC and Reddit are both forms
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 04:16:22 · 1yNo. 337850sagereply
Internet and social media in general ayo
United StatesBernd2025-03-29 02:02:57 · 1yNo. 337872sagereply
Yeah,Go back to reddit ya lil shit.
TexasBernd2025-03-29 05:00:32 · 1yNo. 337874reply
TexasBernd2025-03-29 05:12:47 · 1yNo. 337876reply
>calls people 8-balls instead of saying the N-word
>says go back to Reddit instead of go back to Mexico
>nein du book worm tire
>Gaytex
These are probably the least insulting insults that ever existed.
 
I love KC <3
United StatesBernd2025-03-29 08:55:14 · 1yNo. 337883reply
is america wearing a burkha?
TexasBernd2025-03-29 14:30:39 · 1yNo. 337886reply
That’s koleye and he wearing a space suit
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