like clockwork

Yeah There’s a lot of things that contradict each other on krautchan, that’s what makes it funny just go with it

good question, maybe i ought to try it out of curiosity

Come one, Bernd, are you telling me you don't fantasize about being an officer in the western India company in 1800?

I would be more interested to be stationed in Europe given that time and status

t. line infantry warfare enjoyer

Europe? Europe is a shithole Bernd. Why would be in Europe if you could be in an Indonesian coffee plantation surrounded by servants?

plot twist: you are the servant

In Europe I would have the opportunity to take part in glorious maneuvering, bayonet charges, muskets being fired at almost point blank range, etc - many other such cases!