You can be a Dutch soldier and stay your whole life in the Netherlands, you don't have to go to a foreign country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korps_Commandotroepen

its a long story

My country is ass why would I join the military

I wanted to join the coast guard but was denied circa 2009

Heck no.

good and redbulled message

I do not join any expansive campaigns, no "liberations" or "special operations", but if someone invades my home country, then I will gladly pick up arms and throw the invaders back.

Same bro.

1. german military is peak bureaucracy

2. I believe most of my comrades would be IQ89 bydlos I don't want to have to interact with

3. Constantly travelling between home and barracks

4. You can't just switch jobs when you don't like it anymore. There is just one military in my cunt

5. I earn more as a codegarch

No way dude,the pay is shit anyway.

The only branch worth joining is the air force. They are the absolute kings of the US military when it comes to living standards.

Oh and probably the space force too but I keep forgetting they exist

No habla Anglish

No habla Anglish

Too gay. AND I CAN'T STAND NORMIES.

I’m a straight white make

Don't have room temperature iq nor am I gay.