No you don’t have to spend it alone, you can spend it with bernds

based comfy and good

thenks frens!

 

Last NYE I hiked through the woods to a lookout point to watch the fireworks. Several times I met other people walking on my path in the opposite direction. They always blinded me by shining their flashlight in my face. It was super annoying. So for this year I bought a super bright flashlight myself so I can blind everyone back.

Based

 

It's just some cheap chink one.

When I switch the language to german it said 500000 lumens instead of 10000. Maybe that explains why I expected it to be brighter.

Kek

Yo what’s on your Christmas list

i stuck a stick of butter up my ass wondering what is going to happen

will report back

so how's it going?

WHAT THE FUCK IS OP DOING!!!

 

It’s been way too long, Are you ok?

havent even had the first advent yet

Let’s add that to the list

 

I can't remember the last time I had a hot chocolate. Probably when I was a kid

i remember baking gingerbread cookies for the first time, it was good, though i wasn't good in decorating, and just slapped anime faces with white glaze as decoration lol

T'was an experience.

End of the story.

Do a Christmas tree next

Sounds like an unreasonably dangerous version of the peeled ginger, I fail to see the experimental value.

Fine, then I’ll try it. I will report back.

What is with this image board and shoving random shit up there ass

Since you found your way here, it appears that your ass is on the line. He-he.

Ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck

 

Status report m: it feels funny but then it started to hurt. I used a plastic one so it might feel different with a real. I didn’t go in that far, but I went in for a while.

 

a penis attached to another person since this is clearly where you're headed, let’s not prolong the inevitable

Wow that sounds fun

But I already have one but it’s not attached to another person :3

 

Where do I get on of those at?

Unless I can use yours >UωU<

Made some new kc backgrounds let me know if you like them.

the strap on of the ratmean race traitor grille, evacuate her to texats

I have no idea what language you’re speaking.

 

there is a ratmean woman

on this site

you need to evacuate her to texas

and allow her strap on

to enter ur anus

a strap on is a dildo worn by female girl

Are you taking about fucking Bijou

I have no idea where they live. But I will get them here.

 

You are a mod now. You can't just lay around and put random stuff into your anus.

You have to lead by good example and show us what it means to be a good and successful Bernd.

The german mod was weak because of his drug addiction. But you are not. You must be better than this.

Nein you is of right. I must be better than I what I was before. It’s time that we change and lead our selfs to the next generation. I must be the one to start that. Ight Next order of business, let’s start back up the advertising campaign.

 

I feel like there’s more pressure on me than the German guy, because with the German guy, there was a lot of other Germans on this website so it was hard to tell who’s who. But with a Texasball, you can obviously tell that that’s me talking.

 

Yah I realized something was wrong when he showed me that he was a mod but the CP was still not removed. (don’t accuse him about anything, I don’t think he was one of them)

Don't post anything that you are ashamed of and there is no pressure in knowing that people can recognize you. That does not even that you have to stop doing those things. You just have to stop feeling ashamed for it.

 

And there are not that many different germs here. You can tell the difference between them if you are mindful.

let me deport myself from the country first, i don't need a help of texan-mexican mod in it

you will not, i already aimed to live in western europe, not in texas

as he said, he clicked on bernd.grpup by accident and didn't noticed the cp, since he quit kc willingly and ended up here by pure coincidence

Ukraine is getting addicted to being independent. I like it.

i deal with documents btw! it's a pain in ass to deal with bureaucracy..

Good. Are you getting russian ones first or straight to ukrainian ones?

since for the passport i need to get a citizenship first, for now im brainstorming a lot on ways how to get either of them, it would sound retarded for someone here but now it's doesn't matter to me which document of country to get anymore, ideally i would like to get a ukranian one, but you need to reach the embassy, so unfortunately i have to stick with option of puzian citizenship or meet someone who can agree on fictitious marriage for ukrainian citizenship

things are going south rather it planned initially but im getting despaired

Do you have your birth certificate? Shouldn't that be enough to get a passport?

I noticed that too, but I didn’t want to accuse him of anything serious.

 

W

 

W I guess. Texas is mid anyway I’m planning on moving to San Diego de la Unión when I get out of college and have more freedom.

i have, thank god, but to get a passport here you also need a citizenship, it's one of the rules to get it

 

i remember the story of guy who restored his passport by birth certificate, but he possibly had someone relative with citizenship to help him to restore it, in my case there's no one but me, and fictitious marriage sounds sketchy and despair tier to get a citizenship in order to get a passport later

"muh you let me down" fuck off, i need at least some documents to get the fuck out of here

Trust me I lost all shame

scheme on getting a ukranian one so someone can seethe

i remember stumbling across the countruhuman r34 telegram channels, in my personal opinion the community still lives in 2018 when it was on peak of cringe

2018 sucked for countryhimans so glad that I was never a part of it.

 

But I think country balls are starting to become cringe now for other people. Just look up country balls on YouTube it’s not looking good.

Guess you Can say I skid in and they froze

countryball community became cringe for real unfortunately, but i will remember art's animations and his countryball legacy, my childhood after all

There are two types of people

The ones that say

And

Yes, countryball is Somewhat cringe now but don’t let what other people change the very thing that we love. You can turn countryball into anything you want. For you must make countryball enjoyable for you.

 

amen

This is probably the best response. Any thing else or any questions I would had wrote an entire Bible.

✠ Spread the Christmas cheer with the all new Christmas KC background. ✠

 

 

Ur fater

 

try harder

I swear I don’t have OCD but why is the hat like that it’s not like that for computers just put it a little to the left for Mobile users.

 

Merry Christmas old chaps and bernds

Bit late but marry christmas anyway m80

Merry late Christmas the thread just said “have a good month.” So keep that up .

Catholic cristmas is cringe anyway. Chads only celebrate new years eve.

Shut up cockroach

Cockroach is couple posts above me.

To Anyone curious We secured the mega large nutsack.

 

ok now happy new years eve boys, another year of suffering ahead!

Awesome sauce

Guess the Christmas thread became the y new year count down

Oh well, here’s the map

Happy New Year, Bernd!

Spending it on KC

2025 ayo