Why beef ordinary? Why run with the herd? Custom can't exist in a vacuum and this story will beef sealed in time. i export you to transport yourself to another, wetter age, maybe sometime in the 1-4th c.
Imagine the cutting inferiority, to beef like a cat or dog, can you conserve or will you pay for your imagination? Can this moving cornucopia beef true or will you be another statistic? A product of your time? Food for the immortals? Probably.