i buy things i don't need when sober

Not gonna make another bloghtread so I will bloggenposten ITT

 

We're doing renovation and I can't use the toilet at home, so I went to the pizza place nearby.

I took a huge dump in picrel position but in the middle of it a little goblin and her mom started pulling the door handle and knock on the door so hard that I had to finish quicker than I wanted. I cleaned up the shoe dirt trace on the edge of the toilet (I put the seat up ofc) but they forced me into such a hurry that some shit was stuck at the bottom, I tried to clean it with a brush but its handle broke off for some reason, so I put the brush back in place and left after hastily washing my anus with wet toilet paper and using sanitizer on my hands. My eyes met the eyes of the little goblin, she looked puzzled. I feel like I have some stuff left in me but maybe I will be able to use our toilet after repair workers leave.

 

I noticed that this board has become a blogboard, I used to oppose it but I guess it's natural for smallboards.

That's the wrong attitude. If you feel like someone puts pressure on you unjustified you have to deliberately do the thing slower than you would usually do it.

If I drive on ans road and someone tailgates me I will slow down to exactly the speed limit instead of driving 5-7 km/h above it.

Unnecessarily provoking other people is a bad trait. Just because they’re assholes doesn’t mean you must be one as well.

I dunno... honestly, in a situation as delicate as taking a poop under such circumstances it's hard to keep your cool.

And there was the risk of them actually opening the door, even though it was locked. Maybe if they had tried harder and long enough…

Wrong. If you let bullies bully you they will only get worse. Someone has to show them their boundaries. And if you are the one doing that your are doing something good.

 

I get that. Maybe you could have said something to make them stop.

Plus don't forget that I already was in a not-so-comfortable pose (I prefer to poop this way, but when you're on the public toilet and don't want to touch anything, and wear shoes - it's a different story) which insenified the stresi worries.

I wanted to say "wait a minute!" or something but then realized that there's multiple kilograms of stinky, sticky shit that I have to clean up a bit in order to not feel like an absolute pig, it was a child after all, even if a goblinish one. Plus I needed to take some extra steps to wash my anus properly, dry wiping doesn't satisfy my hygienic demands. All in all the situation was stressful.

That’s just you being a bully as well. Bullying bullies is still bullying and bad behavior.

In any case it is good to know that you take huge, massive, and stinky shits.

There is nothing wrong with mirroring bad behavior back at someone.

 

I practiced wheely with my mtb against today and almost fell back off my bike. This is a good thing because I never managed to get this high. If it continues this way I might be able to finally learn it this year. I always ride on top of a big empty parking garage to practice so nobody can see me failing.

Ah yes, acting as if you have never talked in detail about shit many times before.

I do remember having a discussion about pooping positions with one of you but I never expected to be judged for this by a germball.

Not really, at least I don’t want to be a person that’s being bad and mean to other people. I think forgiving others and turning the other cheek are signs of a great character, not being a bully oneself. That’s just letting the hate and bad things inside of you and replicating it.

Poop discussions with germans are always difficult for us because we have to type one handed because we have our cock in the other hand.

Letting bullies push you around won't make the world a better place. Quite the contrary.

Both of you are correct, I don't know who's more correct.

You can stand your ground without being a bully yourself. I don’t see how being bad oneself will bring one happiness.

How is taking your time on the toilet or adhering to the speed limit bad?

Okay now I understand how both of you were correct

Don't bully in return = the right way if you were in the wrong tbqh

Bully in return = when the bully is clearly in the wrong tbqh

So what stupid stuff have you bought while being drunk?

A red suede vest out of thrift store that was in bad condition, I'm probably going to wear it twice and throw out. It was ~7 dollars. Looks like picrel but dirty and the leather is scarred in one place.

There's a speed limit for shittenigns in Germany? Is that so you don't foul up public bathrooms? How can that even be policed?

There is a public officer with a stop watch in every toilet who listens very well on what your are doing and issues fines if you are going too fast.

It’s your intention that makes it bad. You actively provoke people and enjoy making them miserable.

This is not about personal enjoyment. This is about being a regulatory element in the system in order to make it better.

downing one beer after another to finish the work i hate again

What work and what do you hate about it?

I have to do porn descriptions again because I gave the big cash from proper job to my mom, drank away the little I left for myself (it would suffice if I wasn't drinking) and failed a project that could've pushed me forward as a writer.

Can’t you just let chat gpt do 90% of the work?

No, it has to include a ton of humorous euphemisms.

Kek

 

Would you be a mod on fapforfuture.com?

;_;

I don't even own the url anymore.

In the end I think I needed just one more person to believe in this project and commit some time to it. It is just too much for a single person, especially with the bureaucracy in Deutschland, that was the biggest cockblock.

What kind of help would you need?

Someone who can deal with all the legal paper work and who believes in the vision.

The steps of signing up a business, having to deal with taxes etc. is just too much for me. I don't know anything of this and i think german law is fuckong stupid so I really don't see myself learning about this anytime soon.

 

In fact I know many people who tried to start a small business and they all end up getting annoyed by the Finanzamt, even years after they stopped.

 

IT skills would be benefitial too obviously but not required, I will somehow be able to setup an infrastructure for basic video streaming myself.

 

The site in its current state - absolutely doomscrolly fappable btw - is still hotlinking content from other sites which is just too slow and unstable.

Why would you start the business in Germany? You're living in the age of the internet, just set it up in some shithole where nobody cares about laws like Ukraine.

How could I make money then?

If I accept payments, they would have to go on a bank account that the Finanzamt does not know, and I do not have such a bank account.

 

I considered travelling to Serbia once to open up an account there but then again, what protects me from them just taking all my money and freezing my account? And even if I had a foreign bank account, how could I get the money from there to Germany?

 

 

 

Can you give me guidance?

Crypto and foreign bank accounts.

Why would they do that? That risk exists in literally every country, but is much higher in Germany, because we live in a bureaucratic monster state.

SWIFT or crypto

Btw I don't have any experience in money laundering or starting foreign business, I'm just a chap sharing his opinion with you.

Thinking about it, brave Ukrainian woman starting fff to fight climate change sounds much more epic than when a german does it.

What do you think is the cheapest yet best option to start a business?

Perhaps one can even create businesses remotely today?

Pay a homeless Eastern European to register the business for you under his name

inspiration https://www.rbb-online.de/doku/das/das-strohmann-kartell.html

No I hate fap and porn

Well, I believe in the vision. So now we just have to find another one to deal with all the paperwork and then everyone of us will get a third of the earnings.

Why do you believe in evil things? And yes a platform designed to make people addicted to porn and suck out their soul is evil in my opinion.

Here is your problem. Don't expect everyone else to share your particular morals.

There's not a single person who thinks porn is healthy and good, no matter how much you are convinced of your moral relativism.

Nothing wrong with porn as long as you don't overdo it.

 

People who think that all porn is evil are freaks. There is no science that backs this stance.

The problem is that porn is a very potent drug, which is why many people get hooked on it and "overdo it" as you said. And there definitely is scientific evidence that this excessive pornography consumption is bad for people (regarding brain chemistry, mental health, relationships and sexual capacities).

there's too many of us anyway, there's absolutely no loss in a few more people not breeding

Do you consume alcohol? Covfefe?

You are the freak, as there's real lives broken behind the cum.