just play a video game instead, insurgency sandstorm or squad or something

You can soon fight Talahons here.

 

Better start preparing today. What weapons do you choose? What about ans modded umbrella?

Not the same thing

you can still join the american military if you are under 40

and the taliban are still there and another USA war in the middle east is on the horizon

Why would you risk your life fighting some desert niggers when you can get a job as a security guard? Hell I bet you can enter the Herr and after being discharged you can go get a job as a guard for those armed trucks that transport cash and valuable goods.

Because there's no value in safety, you need to risk your life every single day