1. give good head

3. quiet

 

does it work in both ways?

You can condense your post to

 

But still this does not make it easier.

 

how long will it take until designated gf naturally arrives?

 

do you have dick sucking lips and capability to support financially?

1 yes 2 no

But I have a small dick. How can I work on that? I will never get a gf with a huge cock like this.

have you heard of jelqing?

 

I used pick related for a couple of weeks. Had a pretty uncomfortable accident and now I don't want to use it anymore.

we will need more specifics on the ""accident"

Basically I hanged weights from it because this is the best way to provide a constant pull on the bepis.

So I sat on my chair, a 2,5kg weight rested on my chair or 3,75kg I don't remember , I attached the weight with some string to the plastic bell. The weight slipped from the chair and basically fell down only to be caught mid air by the suction on my glans. It hurt pretty bad but I still continued to wear it because I didn't think that anything bad happened. After half an hour or so when I removed the whole thing against I had two big blood blisters on my glans like 5-7mm in diameter. I opened the blisters to let the blood out and then had two big areas of basically raw skin on my bepis that had to heal up.

never late to change, m8

why even fucking bother when it's all about girth not length to begin with

That's like asking why women wear loads of makeup. No man wants that. Men prefer more natural looks. Women do this for themselves and for other women.

so you want to have a bigger dick for other men?

Now you are getting it.

On a further note. If you stretch regularly you get harder hardons which is kind of nice.

"more natural look" contains a little of makeup and possible cosmetic procedures, the real natural look is way more ugly and looks like the girl is sick, no one wants to see that, let alone men

just because girl doesn't look like peacock's tail color pallette doesn't mean she didn't apply makeup, it's just an easier way to trick into thinking she has "natural" beauty

I never implied that we want them to stop wearing makeup. But no man wants to see a girl with an amount of makeup that would make a clown look pale. Still girls like to do just that.

pro tip it's just insecurity on their sides, they need to put on a mask to feel safe enough to show themselves to people

Seriously fuck makeup and any kind of jewelry too.

I think this is for the most part not the case. Here are some better explanations imho:

 

1. Every girl learns to use makeup. They see how much difference a little makeup can do. Some just don't know were to stop and over years and years continue adding more and more on top hoping this would make it better and better but at some point lose the ground were it is reasonable

2. doing makeup is a skill, a hobby, even some form of art were you can be creative with your face. So drawing a face on your face is fun. And getting better at drawing that face on your face is even more fun

3. Makeup is expensive. Makeup from big brands is extremely expensive. Women love to consume and buy expensive shit and doing nothing better with it than smearing it on your face and washing it off at the end of the day is some sort of status symbol for them

i haven't seen the clown makeup for awhile, maybe it's what elderly women do, or some kind of subculture members (gyaru, decora, anime-type makeup with lenses, big eyelashes and puffy eyes), but im sorry if you had to witness it

 

i can get if it's about covering the plump or bruise (because it does look ugly indeed and no one wants us noticing we have face imperfections

 

i hate the fact you have to spend 10€ on a lipstick it's a bargain, it's what oligarch wives do

 

for me personally, whenever i do makeup it's usually for fun and games or when i feel i want to finally use the product before it actually expires, as >>322419 mentioned in the second article, makeup is some sort of fun activity, to see what will you come up with this time

are u an girl...?

Merry me ketzele

am afraid you don't need a refugee wife (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUUUUU

im gonna do it first!!

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU TOOOOOOO

im gonna peg your tiny hole with my big virtual cock, you knob

I'm confident that I do. Merry me and forget about the sufferings of your past and i will do sames