This means your ass is filthy, you don't respect your ass. Unhygienic ass. You smell of ass as well. Germans have terrible hygiene. Stinky ass, used to the public toilet's seat. Terrible. Uncivilized. Pig smell.

i avoid shitting at any public toilets at all costs, on the very few occasions in my life where it was inevitable i just put loads of toilet paper on the seat and hovered a few cm above it

Same

t. Heimscheißer

just be the one who makes them dirty lmao

This.

Is it really this hard to control your shitting routines and make sure you empty your intestines at home?

this

 

t. public toilet destroyer

I put toilet paper on the seat and a bit into the toilet so I don’t have to squat on the toilet like a pajeet.

Also, I have IBS so I can’t be picky about public toilets. The only toilets that I won’t shit in are portaloos and those third world squat toilets.

same i usually avoid porta potties unless it's an absolute emergency although once i had the pleasure of pooping in a virgin one shortly after it was dropped off

Nice strategy to avoid paying high water bills if you have the balls to do that without caring what normies will think about you

 

I personally hate shiting, i still don't know why science hasnt researched on how to make human poop less disgusting, like the Guinea pigs or Rabbits, i always eat healthy to firm up my poop, it makes it less stinky and your ass gets less dirty, as a result you spend less money on toilet papper since you'll only need 4 squares to clean yourself, i also only eat enough bc I dont want to make a behemoth in the toilet, just two medium size healthy stools that can be used for fertilizing

based latinxo efficiency