Shut the fuck up rudebernd

I miss the dopamine release from going to the fitness studio three times a week.

But I also don't want to get sick from getting in contact with many different people in the fitness studio. Also I am lazy.

It would be better to go mountain biking instead but after work it is too cold and dark outside to get myself to do that.

I probably would feel more motivated to do any of that if I had the dopamine from doing regular cardio but I'm not motivated enough to start.

since you're so mature i gave you a husband

Go there late at night or during the day, problems weren't.

hm what about sunday? to dedicate some time for mountain biking, when is your possible work vacation/holiday? maybe you can dedicate a whole day then, or how

>>321520 suggested you can do a late night exercise, but be careful and wear warm clothes, alright?

 

i don't want you to get cold lol

Once per week is not enough to permanently raise my mood. So I can't just limit myself to the weekend. Also my studio closes at 10 pm.

I might find a slot during the day where not that much people are there.

good luck!

I was like you once, thinking I was cool but turns out I was just a dick. It’s never too late to change .

Were you super dickman?

Yes, they why there called countryBALLS

thanks. It was good to talk about it. I will pack my sports stuff now and just go tomorrow before lunch.

atta boy go for it!!

went to the gym. Feels bretty good.

Same.

Talked to naked old men in the sauna.

I hate my gal friend to interact with other girls. I feel they normie her and I do not want her to become too normie (although she was very normie when I met her).

What did you talk about?

about woodcraft

 

don't force yourself too much on others

I am very lonely and afraid that the rest of my life will be as bleak as the past 29 years.

I dont know how to speak to people or to get close to them. The idea of love is a fantasy to me and totally unreal. Whoever I meet I lie to so that they won't know what a disgusting thing I am and then try to get away as fast as I can

Nobody wants to be around me and they never have. Women either look down on or are afraid of me, men just don't care or decide I'm not worth knowing. No matter what I do I'm trapped in a life that can't go right for going wrong and i cant focus on anything long enough to make it work

You need to learn to love yourself.

 

Ever tried psychedelics?

in our core we are all disgusting things with ton of skeletons in closet, someone just masks it well or keeps the mouth shut, imo everything is fixable, and this as well

 

have you tried sort of self-improvement? coming out of your comfort zone to talk to people? it's suffering but the suffering for sake of your well-being

 

if you need to hear this im glad you're still alive with us, if you need to talk about it, im here for you, i believe you're capable to deal with it, just like i believe in you, fren

Ya I’d go, my name is random Texas Brend and I Watch countryhuman porn. I hope that doesn’t put a damper on our beautiful relationship we have. But doesn’t everyone want to fuck a countryball time to time?

Contradicting my previous reply, I'd wished I was more normie, because they live in blissful ignorance of what is happening around us. Either that or they are fully aware yet they don't give a shit. Whenever I meet new people, they are usually nerds with whom I do not get very interesting topics. I have long discarded the idea that if you get the highest grades you will be succesful in life. That is just nerd coping. I want to stop being the bullied and be the bully.

 

So far I started to get a little friendly with a Stacy that somehow is a fucking genius (he even got a full scholarship from our uni). Yesterday I was at the Chemical Engineering Lab and they needed people to supervise a reflux system (pic related). I need to start getting friendly with the popular kids because there is a reason these type of people are called popular, they have a lot of contacts and I can access all of them if I plsy my cards right.

Fucking god. I hate when I write too fast. What I meant was that the Stacy was the nerd's girlfriend. She looks as stupid as her face makes her look to be.

hello, random texas Bernd!

i remember playing some random countryhuman dating sim from itch.io, and of course i choose the germany route

good luck man, my personal attempt of stop the bullying ended up i almost killed the bully with paper knife

Why is this actually a great website? Between winning shit post of the month once and now had I never felt more of a sense of community then when I went on KC. It may sound corny but this is such a great place man.

 

I think I have a second cock here, want one?

omaigah thank you for tasty cock sir!!! i have a snackie to drink the cock with, want some?

No thank you, I have my own snack

i made :D

How about you make a banner for us?

Aren't mine enough for you anymore? ;_;

Don’t worry bro you’re good for me.

 

Cock?

fuck my stupid baka life i wanted to animate the shit but realized I'd have neither time nor energy, fuck i need to get up early what am I doing

Gaytex?

Ok bro context is in the thread

But just here me out , femboys

There are a couple of really good ones but there are also some very uninspired low effort ones.

Pretty nice. It's hard to identify the flamethrower on a small screen though. I hope you managed to get up early.

How about you make a banner for us?

yeah, also thankfully i can fix the banner but don't know what can i put here, maybe a sign with "krautchan.rip" like >>321795 here

'Post it with fire' maybe?

okay, i managed to fix in between working breaks

I really want to make one but it’s hard to make a gif without a watermark and not pay for everything unnecessary

Use ffmpeg

That didn’t work but thanks anyway.

It works, ask chatgpt for the right command

ibis paint watermark you mean? i use hacked version, idk if this legal in us to download cracked apk of certain program

I is find way out of it and is of working on two now.

 

I'm excited to see them.

i doubt this will ever happen lol

It took all day but is of done.

 

If anyone can help me turn them into a gif please help I worked hard on them.

Oh sure I can try it next time I use my PC.

 

I think they are super cool. Especially the war one. Who are the blue guys?

 

I think the easiest way to get them into a gif is to export your video as a png sequence and then have a free online gif maker convert your stack of PNGs into a .gif .

 

 

Or you grow a neckbeard and learn how to use ffmpeg it's good hmkay?

I do way to much research for my works, but I will try the png way

 

https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Krautchan

that is so epic dude

:3 wow thank you very much, they of taking long to make.

yeah i can relate, you did a great job :D

it's a matter of time when banners will be shown on the kc frontpage

I is of best day for me. thank you

Why are we fighting against NATO/OTAN?

because

I've been on KC since winnenden and I've never seen this ball

the more you know

I actually like it.

The more I think about it, the less I like the idea of a Germanyball actually fighting another REAL countryball in our banners.

Of nooo was a artistic choice do not get my work out of banner