yo good luck!! fix the pc and celebrate with blunt of weed, i believe in you :)

i dream of getting someone, idk.. it's hard and scary to ask someone out, honestly, idk how other girls get the proposals

I've seen your selfie before I banned you for it so my honest advise is do some sports and get more into clothing.

 

It's so easy to look better just by being healthy and having fitting clothes and haircut.

 

It takes some effort but it is worth it because people are superficial and they WILL judge by first impression.

 

 

 

Advice two, way more important, stop thinking negatively about you, grow self esteem. How? Find your own way. But by following advice 1, you are half way done.

the fun thing is, i was drunk when i made and post this photo actually, so i looked like a mess, honestly

 

thank you, really! i try to work on myself, it's hard and doesn't work well everytime, but who said it's gonna be easy, right?

i want to travel 500 km by bicycle

oh sounds cool! where you want to trip? any ideas?

I want to become a master at my craft and create beauty into this world

what's this? what's your hobby?

sex

shitposting

What's stopping you? It's few times less than Tour de France, should be easy to cover in a week.

Russia is too dangerous to bike through

how can you master sex though? making girls cum with telepathy?

have you thought of becoming a comedian?

from belgorod to volga river.

 

i did 300 km this summer (in 2 days) and it was hard as hell, ass and wrists are most problematic spots and i dont know what to do with them.

300 km in 2 days o__0

good luck!!

i can ride 170 in a day, but riding like that few days in a row is hard for me. i plan like 120 km a day next time, but i sleep in hotels so i need a town every 120 km

ah i see, i guess it's hard for many people anyway, for someone who doesn't ride the bike it's just impressive lol

 

in case if there's no town, you know how to camping, yeah? stay safe either way!

There is good sex and bad sex. If you've mastered sex, you only have good sex and pleasure your partner, have a good time in general

in this case i mastered masturbation lol

Is there anyone (assuming the person is healthy) who can't cum through masturbation?

sometimes there's moments when you can't cum, despite how hard you jerk off, just doesn't work out and that's it, at least it happens to me

You’re getting old son

(i forgor to turn the vpn off sorry lol)

fuck no son when i managed to get this old so far T__T

Also how do you know? You don't really "jerk off" anyway

Happened to me. Never jerk off on stimulants. Leads you down a dark path. (also your peanuts might not work)

masturbation, if you will, you sound like girls don't jerk off outside the porn

Girls don't jerk off anything, you don't have a magic wand, so you should use other terms for masturbation

what about futanari though?

In fact there exists a magic wand for girls for masturbation.

cringe and microphone pilled

I jerk off on weed all the time for many years now, but cooming and fucking still work just as well when sober.

Ew. That's the equivalent of a man using a Tenga.

stop talking about masturbation

never

how is it going with car wipers, did you find one you want?

Get yourself a better saddle with suspension and change the pose a little every hour or so.

Don't keep hands on the handles all the time. When you don't have a turn coming or dense traffic around you can relax your arms by laying your forearms on the handles instead (so the wrists and hands are hanging freely)