might be fun for a little while, but long term i'd be afraid she would stab me in my sleep or something

No, I had e-gfs which were mentally ill and it was a chore. You can’t fix them, that’s a myth. They need professional care.

My schizophreniac gf only showers using hand soap.

I asked her why she doesn't use body soap or shower gel, and she said that she doesn't enjoy them.

I only discovered this once I saw hand soap inside my shower cubicle.

Shower gel is just a marketing trick to sell you less soap for moar money.

Wait. I'm teaching the fish to swim now aren't I.

that's not strange at all

 

but recuckless, you must call things of

Everyday, always, she cooks the same thing for herself, a salad recipe with Dijon mustard, sirup and avocado.

 

One day she was coming to my house and I bought everything to her salad.

 

She came to my house and she started to make this salad to herself. When she finished I said to her that the mustard I bought is Dutch and very expensive.

 

She reacted by saying "oh no, this is not the Dijon mustard I always use", then she threw everything on the trash and kept being hungry until 2 in the morning.

if she ever has children, they are also going to be crazy

Do you at least get sex regularly from her?

Nah.

 

2 schizos forming one family is pizdec, even in 1 putz 1 oven config

Sounds like autism.