what is poland i never heard of it

u may not believe it but i am this cat

why u so smol

You keep spouting this lie

noooooo you need to cook it first

free protein

He's actually a dog.

Wtf is this real

(the cat)

Posting todays favourite kot.

I am this kot today.

me (fr)

literally me.

This is me so much.

Totally me right nao.

I know that selfies are forbidden but I will post myself today anyway.

omg babe are you single?? can you be my bf? ;))

*denies that there were Polish death camps*

That depends. Will you pet me everyday and give me tasty treats?

of course bestie! i have a job so i will make sure you're fed and safe :)

Very nice! Will you also let me sleep on your lap and play with a ball with me?

of course! everything for your little happy smile, kitten :)

And will you caress my belly and let my bite and scratch your hand so I can practice my hunting skills?

yes, and you can eat and bite the hand as much as you want, kitten, everything to make you grow strong and healthy <3

I asked me mum and she said that I am too young to have a gf. I am not even 1 year old. She also said that she will report you to the police for grooming a minor. Sorry ;_;

plot twist: im a kitty too

Nice one! In this case I think nothing stands in the way of you becoming my kf

kotfriend. Btw. me today.

yippee!! so we can marry each other later for tax break :3

Plot twist twist. I wasn't a kot all along. Instead I am a hairy bald man that kotfished you. You might feel betrayed and scared now little kitten but you will learn to love me.

ah shit! i have to keep you in my basement then and show my love by taking each part of your body little by little till there will be only a skeleton and puddle of blood T___T