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GermanyHappy 420Bernd2024-04-19 21:17:32 · 2yNo. 307084reply
Since I didn't have any papes or vaporizers with me, I am trying something new:
 
After baking my Pizza (no meat on it) for 6m at 250 degrees, I turned the oven off and poured some ground cannabis on it and left the pizza inside for another 4 minutes to activate the THC.
 
Can't wait to see wether it works!
 
What does Bernd do tonight? Anything special?
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 21:27:25 · 2yNo. 307086reply
alcohol+music
just the usual until 00:00
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 21:37:21 · 2yNo. 307089reply
I wish I could just fall asleep at 00
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 21:38:06 · 2yNo. 307090reply
woah what's the results bernd? does it tastes good?
 
beer+chicken wings+drawing girls, nothing special but at least i feel happy and alive
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 21:48:57 · 2yNo. 307092reply
>results
I will now in a while, the effect takes at least half an hour to kick in when eating cannabis.
The taste didn't change at all, which is great, because I hate the taste of weed infused butter/coconut oil.
 
 
Also beer and chicken nuggets aren't healthy, I recommend drinking water and learning to prepare Tofu deliciously. Your body will thank you.
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 21:51:41 · 2yNo. 307093reply
>tofu
if only i had enough money for this lol, but thanks! have a nice time man :)
 
it's not like im drinking on basis, but i think once per week is allowed
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:12:35 · 2yNo. 307102reply
>chicken nuggets cheaper than tofu
 
that's a mad world you're living in
in china, tofu is called zhiwurou, meaning "plant meat", it has always been a main protein source for poor people
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:29:08 · 2yNo. 307105reply
1kg tofu is like 4-5eur while chicken breast is more like 8-10eur in germany, unless you buy some horribly poor quality chicken from third world tier concentration camp. i guess 1kg of chicken is more filling than 1kg of tofu though.
all this plant-based stuff in general is cheaper than quality meat, i've read from people who buy it not because they are vegetarian but because of the price
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 22:30:36 · 2yNo. 307107reply
can of non-alcoholic beer - 0.38€
300g of chicken wings - ≈1.1€
tofu in our local store - <2€ (bc it's mostly import products, i never seen east europe food companies making tofu)
 
im glad you have an opportunity to cook tofu more frequently, really, but here's a sad reality where not everyone can afford to eat tofu on basis
 
pizza was a food of poor people either, i guess time changes and it's not a food of poor people anymore
 
please don't take it as critique of your words, i just really can't afford myself to buy today every week with prices we have nowadays :(
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:31:23 · 2yNo. 307108reply
I guess nobody eats it in east europe, hence there is no demand so supermarkets don't buy it in large quantity, hence the high prices.
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:34:22 · 2yNo. 307110reply
>import
yeah makes sense, i guess this kind of stuff is just not popular in (close) eact although it's so easy and cheap to produce
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:37:29 · 2yNo. 307111reply
do you think there is money to make by giving east euros cheap proteins?
probably not, right?
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 22:37:55 · 2yNo. 307112reply
it's.. not good price either
i don't know how to make it clear but there's not a problem in willingness, but in money, even if i really wanted to, i couldn't to afford due the low salaries here that make you buy stuff like tofu or even a meat for special occasions only
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 22:43:40 · 2yNo. 307113reply
it will change one day, "just work more" and stuff, yeah, either you work like a madman but can afford to eat tofu or you starve
 
tired of endless work for living from payday to payday and counting every cent tbh i would like to hang up myself already to end all of this
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:45:51 · 2yNo. 307114reply
The pizza is working, btw.
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 22:48:14 · 2yNo. 307115reply
keep in touch, bernd
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 23:03:49 · 2yNo. 307119reply
keep in touch?
 
realtalk if you are unironically ready to kys why don't you sell drugs?
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 23:21:49 · 2yNo. 307131reply
drugs are illegal, i don't want to be jailed
 
>keep it touch?
yeah, just to make sure you're safe, mate
 
i tried to hang up before but rope just ripped off, should i get the new one?
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 23:32:55 · 2yNo. 307132reply
that just doesn't make sense, someone who isn't afraid to die can't be afraid of getting jailed
you can kys in prison too you know?
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 23:44:26 · 2yNo. 307135reply
no money to be made in eactern europe except illegal and/or immoral activities
 
yes of course i understand, i just wasn't aware that tofu is such an expensive product where you live
 
what if you quit your job and mom cook for you? what would you like to be doing with your time if there was no pressure of getting dat money?
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 23:49:26 · 2yNo. 307136reply
yeah, sorry for dramatizing, but still a prison isn't appealing option, you suffer but in different place
 
>isn't afraid to die can't be afraid of getting jailed
im weak for jail ngl
UkraineBernd2024-04-19 23:54:02 · 2yNo. 307138reply
don't want to bother her, she has to work hard either and she had enough feeding a hungry mouth for 18 years already,
 
>quit a job
rent is a thing that keeps me from quitting a job, you know
 
honestly, i would dedicate myself to language learning and drawing more to develop some skills for possible future job as translator, that's it, i think
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 00:08:35 · 2yNo. 307144reply
that also doesn't make sense
If money is that much of a problem you could just live together and pay rent together
 
 
I thought the "you gotta live alone post 18" propaganda is a west/north european thing
 
 
 
T. Lives with parents
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 00:14:20 · 2yNo. 307146reply
ive seen someone who lives alone at 16 already, but the point is that the uni where i am is too far away from mom's home, so we made a decision to live this way, i still get mom's support but live alone, that's it
 
aw, grown-up baby lol /joke
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 00:15:33 · 2yNo. 307147reply
uber is not a choice. taxi either. bus is late at times and it's 30 min from her home to uni, not convenient
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 01:25:25 · 2yNo. 307178reply
>30 min from her home to uni
that's... not that much
that's the time i had to travel when i was in school, in uni it was 30mins train ride + 20mins walk or 10mins tram with hordes of sweaty people and a stop every 200m. have to admit uni time might have been more pleasant if it was different but it's not really an obstacle.
and i also still live with my parents because there is no reason not to, i love these little niggaz like you wouldn't believe and i don't have many other people that i care about, they are getting older and will be gone eventually so having them around for as long as possible and taking care of them is pleasant to me. if i moved out it would be -500-1000EUR to sit alone in an empty flat. only reason to do that would be having a family of my own which isn't happening any time soon
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 06:33:35 · 2yNo. 307218reply
calculate there that bus can be late for 15-20 mins sometimes and around 10 mins to reach the uni building, so for me personally it's time consuming,
 
oof i didn't know, my bad! i heard how it can be troubling to move to the new place in Germany, it's a good thing you take care of your parents, im proud of you :)
HungaryBernd2024-04-20 06:39:08 · 2yNo. 307220reply
>Happy 420
Ah, yeah.
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, mein liebe Nicht Mein Führer!
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 06:45:33 · 2yNo. 307221reply
have you thought about going to germany? :-3
i actually knew an ukrainian woman who came here shortly after the war started, but she went back after 6 months or something
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 07:13:08 · 2yNo. 307224reply
actually yes, i would like to move in Bonn when i graduate, want to work as translator here, currently slowly save money from salaries for future trip :)
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 07:38:44 · 2yNo. 307225reply
why bonn? :-3 what languages do you translate?
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 07:55:16 · 2yNo. 307226reply
it may sound silly but i like Beethoven (i know a lot about his biography lol), I like landscapes of Bonn in general and it seems like a quiet place yet developed enough to live, im scared of capital cities like Berlin :')
 
>what languages
oh German for now, in future plans to learn Serbian and Hebrew
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 08:15:36 · 2yNo. 307227reply
yes it sounds very silly xD what is your favorite symphony by beethoven? what is it in particular that you like about bonn's landscapes? it is a very lively city, not as big as berlin of course but everything but quiet
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 08:55:21 · 2yNo. 307228reply
oh i have a plenty! Symphony no. 8 in F Major, Sonata no. 17 op.31 (no.2), König Stephan op.117 (his early work btw! but you still can here a style of writing)
 
i like infrastructure, ive seen the city on google maps only, but i like the lined train rails all over the streets, infamous cherry trees here as well :3
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 08:55:44 · 2yNo. 307229reply
do you like classical music btw?
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 09:14:24 · 2yNo. 307230reply
>im scared of capital cities like Berlin
If we want to live together, you'll have to move here though ;)
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 09:17:49 · 2yNo. 307231reply
Smart
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 09:18:15 · 2yNo. 307232reply
SIEGHEIL!!
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 09:18:33 · 2yNo. 307233reply
Reported to BKA
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 09:19:02 · 2yNo. 307234reply
Believe it or not... I've been to the BKA HQ just a few weeks ago :))
CzechiaBernd2024-04-20 10:31:00 · 2yNo. 307236reply
This thread is for gay dating now apparently.
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 11:29:47 · 2yNo. 307237reply
man im unbearable roommate lol
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 11:30:30 · 2yNo. 307238reply
what weed does to a man
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 11:31:31 · 2yNo. 307239reply
shabbat shalom
Germanygood morningBernd2024-04-20 11:43:07 · 2yNo. 307240reply
Number next!
 
This time I activated the weed separately for 27m at 122 degrees as usually so this pizza is going to kick my ass a little harder!
 
are you the always mad czech?
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 11:48:31 · 2yNo. 307241reply
also just because today is 420 day, don't forget this guys birthday!
after him almost eternal peace came over europe, i wonder why nobody ever talks about that
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 11:57:35 · 2yNo. 307242reply
how long have you been experimenting with weed, mate?
 
am i allowed as a jude to congratulate this lad? want some birthday cake piece lol
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 12:05:47 · 2yNo. 307243reply
Is this pizza store bought? If so, which one is it?
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 12:09:22 · 2yNo. 307245reply
aren't you a russian who moved to ukraine? so the next time kremlin can pull some excuses out of their ass again like "russians live ther!! therefore it's russia!!"
 
correct me if im wrong but if i'm not, then you can sit at the same table with us
 
>how long have you been experimenting with weed
many years
 
It's from the brand gustavo gusto, they make premium frozen pizza.
They make by far the best frozen pizza.
One is 5 euros but you can just wait and stash them while once they are at discount for 3 euros.
 
One has around 1K calories, 40-50g proteins and a lot less sugar than other frozen pizzas.
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 12:26:01 · 2yNo. 307249reply
im ukranian who lived in crimea for almost ten years, moved to russia for about 5 months and moved back to deal with some bürokratie shit
 
>the kremlin can pull some excuses
they do so for past ten years bc "people vote willingly to be with russia so crimea belongs to russia, it's russia", so basically you're close to the truth
 
>many years
holy shit
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 12:28:26 · 2yNo. 307251reply
hjmm, idk what the Fuehrer would do with you tbh
maybe better just watch us eating the cake
UkraineBernd2024-04-20 12:32:39 · 2yNo. 307253reply
good old cremation x)
have fun anyway hehe
HungaryBernd2024-04-20 13:57:21 · 2yNo. 307277reply
>eternal peace came over europe, i wonder why nobody ever talks about that
This. If Germany don't occupy France they never figure out that French and German companies can make so much money together so they never realize they need an economic union and never found ECSC.
NetherlandsBernd2024-04-20 15:22:37 · 2yNo. 307291reply
Surely there was no other way to get this realization
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 18:39:47 · 2yNo. 307321reply
last one for today...
 
 
happy 4/20!!!!!
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 18:59:57 · 2yNo. 307322reply
you should cut smaller slices, make it 8
PolandBernd2024-04-20 19:33:53 · 2yNo. 307328reply
he should cut bigger slices, make it 2
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 19:39:14 · 2yNo. 307330reply
I know it is controversial but I fold my pizza slices so I can eat more faster.
PolandBernd2024-04-20 19:49:58 · 2yNo. 307334reply
what's the rush? don't you want to enjoy it?
 
I always use cutlery when eating pizza
PeruBernd2024-04-20 19:50:51 · 2yNo. 307335reply
Nice selfie
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 20:08:09 · 2yNo. 307337reply
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 21:06:09 · 2yNo. 307339reply
Did you unironically eat three pizzas in the course of two days? Damn that's unhealthy
GermanyBernd2024-04-20 22:07:24 · 2yNo. 307345reply
jealous?
today is 420, we don't care about details!
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 03:30:37 · 2yNo. 307364reply
yes i do sometimes but i'm a noob, i like chopin and liszt and rachmaninov
UkraineBernd2024-04-21 06:54:10 · 2yNo. 307372reply
man you don't have to like obscure composers to be considered as "not noob", only plebs will judge the person concluding what he listens to, so don't be harsh to yourself, you are very welcome to our group :)
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:03:02 · 2yNo. 307374reply
what group? i just meant that i don't know that much about classical music in general, i only listen to it on the side casually when not blasting tupac or biggie
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:08:38 · 2yNo. 307379reply
I'm going to brazenly enter the discussion about classical music and post a few of my favorites:
 
t. other German Bernd
UkraineBernd2024-04-21 07:11:48 · 2yNo. 307383reply
bro that's a bangers! i like Tchaikovsky, his music is charming :3
Shostakovich is good though, Debussy and Schubert as well
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:15:01 · 2yNo. 307386reply
Here are a few more I like, Debussy and Schubert are kings, true:
UkraineBernd2024-04-21 07:17:07 · 2yNo. 307391reply
bro Wagner is fire!!
have you heard of Scriabin? his music reminds me of dreamcore aesthetic
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:20:44 · 2yNo. 307394reply
I have heard of him, but never actually listened to any of his. Any recs? I also like old music, baroque etc.
 
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6leHhO3RaykpvOElqHLpiZ?si=4c08c04d434e4fde
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:23:47 · 2yNo. 307396reply
My favorite classical music radio channel is this one: https://www.radioswissclassic.ch/en
No talking (they only state the title and musicians), and lots of good music.
UkraineBernd2024-04-21 07:30:37 · 2yNo. 307397reply
hm, "24 Preludes, Op. 11: No. 1 in C Major", "Michel Block", "Etüde in C sharp Minor" are good
 
what's your opinion on old school like Haydn or Bach?
GermanyBernd2024-04-21 07:31:36 · 2yNo. 307398reply
Thanks.
>what's your opinion on old school like Haydn or Bach
Bach is maybe the greatest composer who's ever lived. Haydn is great too.
UkraineBernd2024-04-21 07:35:59 · 2yNo. 307399reply
true! i know one story about Bach (probably?), the thing is, he noticed that people usually sleep on his performances, so he added a loud drum in the middle of his piece to wake up the people and called it "Surprise", what the epic guy he was
HungaryBernd2024-04-22 07:58:22 · 2yNo. 307610reply
Since it's already happened, apparently there was not.
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