We never had a chance.

Is this because you've never been kissed?

oh hey friend there long time no see!

kissing is awkward, not only in lips but in cheek, arms, forehead as well, it's never pleasant (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Well if you attempt to kiss random girls way above your own league then yes.

 

Why would they do it like that in the video? Kissing strangers rarely is pleasurable

If they're attracted to each other, maybe it would be?

I wonder why, as most of the humanity seem to find it pleasant. Do you also not enjoy hugs and other physical contacts?

she is obviously turbo autismo

well, i do like hugs, though, i like hugging people at times, just not kissing

what about you, btw? do you like being touched?

 

a high-functioning autistic virgin lol

I thought about that recently too.

 

It's been almost a year since I had sex for the last time and I remember the next day waking up my first thought was: "damn, gotta wash bed sheet and blanket again."

 

And coming to think of it, I don't miss kissing either. I came to the conclusion that all this sex stuff is overhyped by media and dump people, I will just wait until I meet a person that I truly care about which I actually want to get close to.

 

Until then, why would I waste time on touching other people again? It's not even fun.

In public I don't really care but for real fuck kiss scenes in movies. There must exist people who enjoy watching it, otherwise producers wouldn't waste so much time on kiss scenes.

ah yeah, classic unasked kissing scenes, because there's no other way to show a chemistry between two characters without physical touch

 

i guess kissing scenes is like red arrows on thumbnails when you need to clearly show that people have feelings for each other

Good take but it might as well just be fan service.

 

I imagine asian drama watchers like this:

 

For example this guy.

 

Not only do I think chinese would easily commit murder to be or get him, they even made him act in a drama where he is in gay love with the other MC but obviously homosexuality was censored out by the based communist party.

 

Still millions of chinks (i guess mainly females?) fantasize online about how the two actors fall in love irl too.

Try Eskimo kissing. They just rub their noses together. Supposedly.

Oh yeah I like those.

 

 

What freaks me out a lot too is french people putting their cheeks close to each other once on each side to say hello but why do they make a kissing sound when doing it!?

people here do that too, not a fan tbh, but i think i have non-ironic autism

IM DEAD lmao T0T

yaoi fans are wild

How do Germans say hi? They do the Hitler Salute?

Guten Tag!

watch this to learn about germany

With people I don't know I shake hands, with friends I do a fistbump. Very close friends and family members, I hug.

Not by anyone of course but by people who are close to me yes, I do.

 

A generation or two ago they did kiss each other so they made this milder greeting version. That's just an intermediate step, give them some time.

Are you 12 lol

I didn't come up with that, my entire working class friend group bubble does it.

i like bumping fists because it minimizes the exchange of germs and sweat but is still enough contact to be a form of acknowledgeable greeting/farewell. not doing anything but saying hello and standing feels kind of weird

why do germs always behave so niggerly lmao

when I was a student a sure way to detect germ exchange students was they dressed and had mannerisms like niggers