Feels

i am this cat

do you really want to be a wagie

I suffer every day.

wtf the fuck is wrong with your paws fren? That does not look right.

AI will take care of it

money does not grow on tress bernd

True, it grows through central banking

how many hours out of those 40 is actually productive work?

25-30h maybe.

But I couldn't even do more if I wanted to. I'm most productive at the beginning of the week and barely able to concentrate on fridays.

Imho taking breaks is part of the work because it is a precondition for the productive part of the day. The only thing I feel somewhat bad about is that when I work from home I take my shower during worktime.

 

You?

That is the only way to be

...if youre not millionaire

Are you really Dominican or are you using a VPN?

probably around 20

 

I could do more, but I have the same workload as my coworkers and I finish everything on time

 

my manager is happy with me, so I'm not going to push for more things to do

 

don't you have any breaks included? in Poland there's a mandatory 5 min break every hour (for people working with computers for over 4 hours/day) and on top of that a 15 min break (for people working over 6 hours/day)

In Germany if you work more than 6h you have to do ans 30 minute break and if you work more than 9h the break time must be 45 minutes. But this is not included in your worktime. So you effectively have to stay at work for 8h 30 minutes.

There are some regulations that tell you to take a 5-10 minute break every hour you work in front of a computer. But nobody does this.

What do you do in the office when you are not really working?

so why do you feel bad about taking a shower during work hours if you're allowed a break? it's not like you're slacking off and taking an hour long bubble bath

 

learning, reading books, recently I reorganized my inbox

 

I used to help a colleague with some stuff, but he kind of tried to fuck me over, so no more of that

 

but I'm in the office only one day a week

I work 3-4 days per week in home office and 1-2 days in the office. I try to keep the office days to a minimum, because it is annoying to not be able to slack off, when I don't have anything to do.

If I don't have anything to do in home office, I just turn on my private PC, watch YouTube, listen to music spend time on KC.

If I don't have anything to do when I'm in the office, I can't really do anything private, because I have colleagues behind me who could see my screen (I work in a Großraumbüro). So I just read some news articles and shit.

Wagie, wagie...

What is your jerb?

If i were a vpn i wouldnt choose dr

Also same question for you (rhetorical)

Get in cagie!

I doubt that it is allowed by law to brush my teeth and take a shower for 20-30 minutes while being clocked in for work. When I have to go to the office I have to do it before I go and then I have to work 30 minutes longer.

pls tell the story.

 

usually noone cares as long as its safe for work and everybody surfs on the side. On my old job someone was fired for doing something porn related not sure if cp. I think they monitored the traffic. I had another colleague whose monitor was to the door and he was on 9gag all the time. Nothing ever happened to him.

I wouldn't browse on bernd.group due to the cp-posting but mainstream sites are fine.

Reading books like poland suggested might be a really great idea I'd like to try out. Just get it as pdf and noone will notice that this is not work related.

it's not that interesting, he dropped the ball on something crucial, which would result in delaying or completely derailing a project, and then tried to blame it on me

 

I never thought one could rebel against the law by brushing teeth

 

I wouldn't do any (even innocent) private browsing on your work computer, even if they don't actively monitor you, they surely log traffic and probably even can remotely take a peek at your screen

Is this a polish euphemism for crime?

 

I think this is not allowed on the germany. In my last job I had to sign something that allowed them to monitor my traffic in exchange for letting me surf privately there. But I didn't have to sign such a thing at my current job.

They do have some filters though. Youtube only runs in some limited mode and I tried to visit casey once by accident and got some message that it is blocked due to pornography.

is it law if it cannot be enforced?

 

doesn't mean they don't do it

 

some years back one of the higher-ups at my current company used to spy on employees via their build-in webcams, which is super illegal

I never lie and I never cheat. I think life gets easier this way.

Saying that your working when not actually working is lying. So it is not a moral thing to do and nothing to be proud of. On the other hand it is impossible for a codegarch to actively program 40h ans week every week.

 

I doubt that my current comp does this. Our managers do very little people managing.

really, you don't lie? never in your life? not even little white lies? I find that hard to believe

Create an enterprise or something like that

Move to Sao Paulo

5

Of course there is always some gap between what you aspire to be and who you really are. Also as a loner with very little social relationships it is probably easier not to lie than for hyper social beings just because the situations were someone would be tempted to lie don't come that often.

update I'm a wage cuck now, suffering increased but at least I will get payed now.

problems: werent

nice

What job?

nice

a shitty bottom of the barrel minimum wage job it's the best I could do after months of applying to everything

It can only go up from there I suppose.