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United StatesLIFE HACKBernd2024-04-02 05:10:52 · 2yNo. 304259reply
Every time I'm in a grocery store I grab one of the pre made sandwiches and walk up to the deli counter to ask for Mayo packets while holding the sandwich. They usually hand me 2 or 3. Then I put the sandwich back acting like I decided against buying it and continue shopping.
 
With this method I accumulate enough mayonnaise over time that I rarely ever need to buy it.
UkraineBernd2024-04-02 07:33:58 · 2yNo. 304282reply
it's pretty smart actually! i do the same with instant noodle spices, just put them in homemade pasta lol
RussiaBernd2024-04-02 07:45:36 · 2yNo. 304283reply
i think the supermarket next to me did free soy sauce and wasabi at the sushi stall but then they decided against it and started charging some money to discourage the valuemaxxers
FranceBernd2024-04-02 09:33:44 · 2yNo. 304286reply
Everytime I move to a new place and visit a supermarket one last time, I steal some expensive small things like spices.
ChinaBernd2024-04-02 10:53:48 · 2yNo. 304287reply
when i visit a mcdonalds or sth i usually keep the sweet n sour and take away some tissues
PolandBernd2024-04-02 13:47:07 · 2yNo. 304292reply
next time you're in that store ask for mayo packets while sandwich-less
 
report back
FranceBernd2024-04-02 16:39:16 · 2yNo. 304362reply
you'd have to take away at least a thousand tissues for every visit if you calculate in the overpriced food and the impact on your health
HungaryBernd2024-04-03 06:15:52 · 2yNo. 304415reply
When I visit mcdonalds I steal the slices of pickles form other peoples burgers when they arent looking, and i assemble them at home to get a whole pickle.
All the pickle slices are the same diameter.
PolandBernd2024-04-03 07:41:21 · 2yNo. 304431reply
why don't you steal burger patties instead? you could assemble a cow and sell milk
FranceBernd2024-04-03 09:13:20 · 2yNo. 304441reply
Imagine they ACTUALLY somehow make pickle rolls like they do with eggs.
UkraineBernd2024-04-03 10:44:08 · 2yNo. 304453reply
HungaryBernd2024-04-03 15:24:07 · 2yNo. 304519reply
Now that's a plan!
 
AI will solve everything. And the market too.
 
Makes sense.
IranBernd2024-04-03 16:41:53 · 2yNo. 304527reply
FranceBernd2024-04-03 21:52:21 · 2yNo. 304544reply
United StatesBernd2024-04-04 03:57:26 · 2yNo. 304573reply
I hate people like you. sometimes I look away for like one second and my fucking pickles are gone
HungaryBernd2024-04-04 09:02:07 · 2yNo. 304580reply
Heh, just read a breddy gud article about the consequences of AI hallucinating, and reverse-centaurs. Gonna try to find it, I'm sure at least one Bernd would be interested.
HungaryBernd2024-04-04 09:16:22 · 2yNo. 304582reply
This was easier than I thought it will be:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/01/human-in-the-loop/#monkey-in-the-middle
Couple of quotes from this long article:
>a security researcher noticed that large companies' AI-authored source-code repeatedly referenced a nonexistent library (an AI "hallucination"), so he created a (defanged) malicious library with that name and uploaded it, and thousands of developers automatically downloaded and incorporated it as they compiled the code
>"centaur." I'm the human head, and I've fused with a powerful robot body that supports me, doing things that humans are innately bad at.
>reverse-centaur: automation in which the computer is in charge, bossing a human around so it can get its job done.
>a hallucinating AI is a terrible co-pilot. It's just good enough to get the job done much of the time, but it also sneakily inserts booby-traps that are statistically guaranteed to look as plausible as the good code [...] This turns AI-"assisted"
coders into reverse centaurs. The AI can churn out code at superhuman speed, and you, the human in the loop, must maintain perfect vigilance and attention as you review that code, spotting the cleverly disguised hooks for malicious code that the AI can't be prevented from inserting into its code.
FranceBernd2024-04-04 10:54:32 · 2yNo. 304583reply
this so much
chatGPT code is TRASH
 
it is just good enough to give me ideas on problems that I have no clue how to solve
RussiaBernd2024-04-04 18:58:29 · 2yNo. 304623reply
Mayo with beet soup = based
 
Mayo with soy protein (gym food) = less cringe than just soy shake
 
Mayo with boiled eggs in halves = ebin
 
Mayo in packets = based itself
You literally can carry some mayo around as a part of your EDC
RussiaBernd2024-04-04 18:58:41 · 2yNo. 304624reply
sames
RussiaBernd2024-04-04 18:59:32 · 2yNo. 304625reply
According to Portal, it takes a human lady to make the best rogue AI lady
HungaryBernd2024-04-04 21:06:01 · 2yNo. 304641reply
MAYONEC!!
GermanyBernd2024-04-05 01:31:02 · 2yNo. 304659reply
United StatesBernd2024-04-05 05:10:08 · 2yNo. 304673reply
hopefully he means mayo on bread dipped into soup
United StatesBernd2024-04-05 06:41:30 · 2yNo. 304678reply
too risky
MoscowBernd2024-04-08 20:20:11 · 2yNo. 304931reply
Borscht with mayo = pizdets (sour soup with mayo tastes like your own stomach juice)
Sweet beet soup with mayo = great taste
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