are you trying to trick me into wearing an uncomfortable outfit?
let's see:
1) hat - my head will get too warm
2) glasses - don't need them
3) shirt - I like the print, but the cut is atrocious
4) pants - too short and the color is too light
5) white socks - just no
6) shoes - soles are too thick
7) watch - it should be waterproof because I need to be able to wash it wish soap
8) hair tie - too thin, would damage hair
9) whatever that holster on his side it - doesn't he have pockets?