hey bro im right here

My brother gave me a new gaming mouse.

It was really cold even though it was 11:00 am. The hotel is located 1.500 m above sea level.

send location

But if you're chilling at the pool and suddendly remember soviets raped your grandmother and your country is eternally humilliated how do you feel?

I just heard this Mandarin joke and I want to share it with you so maybe you can imagine a bit better what kind of things Chinese people laugh about.

 

Basically, there is a character named Zhang Bobo, who is retarded.

Zhang Bobo wants to enter an internet cafe, and when talking to the lady at the register, who has a thick local accent in her standard mandarin chinese, she pronounces Zhang a lot like can ( 残 ), which means retard and is a vulgar when said to a retarded person.

 

It's Bernd <:

 

I spent a lot of time with my family, smoked my pod, ate, played a lot of music.

Today I will go to France to a bigger family meeting.

Omg this kid has the headset I had when I was 18!!

This is not California. Its Huehuetenango. I am driving through this region in my country to enjoy the last days of the year.

Here at 3,100 meters above sea level.

so your winters are warm huh

 

it must be weird to associate summer with cold weather

Warm by Europeans standards. At night the temperature reaches 9 °C. Also, I just ate a lamb stew with lemonade and tortillas.

i only get vegan food here ://

Don't you eat meat in Germoney? Here we are in the middle of nowhere in the Cuchumatanes.

germans eat a lot of meat

 

but ever since my parents turned vegan, i don't get to eat when with my family

It looks kinda cool, to be honest.

why do you have to be honest about it lmao

The main church of Chiantla. It is famous for the Virgin of Candelaria that resides within it.

Looks very mediterranean.

don't you mean "Bernds"

how old is this church?

he's guateMALO, please be patient

The church was founded in 1772. Although the Spaniards already ruled the region by 1564. Here outisde the restaurant where I ate the lamb at >>297207

The ruins of Zaculeu.

Some artifacts from the museum

did human sacrifice take place in these structures?

on my trip i jerked off in the woods right behind this structure consider my cumshot the sacrifice of potential humans

wtf mewfags told me all preindustrial people had perfect jawlines

Yes. It happened. Although the Mayans weren't as bloodthirsty as the Aztecs, they were a whole new tier of brutality.

Try to find a skull of a Russian noble from the XV century and it will have the same shitty teeth as the skull of the poor bastard in

 

This is a painting decipting how Mayans played ball. Although some archeologists say that it was a ritualistic sport, I bet that when Mayan men weren't harvesting their crops, they played with their friends to pass time.

While looking like Greek gods? I doubt it.

how could you not end up ripped if you work the fields all day

I agree with the Finn.

guys i checked the jeffrey epstein list and the guatemalan was there... this explains a lot about the things i see him say in the chat...

holy shit...