Woahh, that picture is cool.

 

SlovGPT please write ten lines about Bosnia.

All right so

First let me start by telling you that this place is in Mostar, the old bridge was demolished on order of Slobodan Praljak (yes, the guy who drank cyanide on camera in The Haag) &co. in 1993. I posted the video from his archives earlier when it was made public: >>293248

It has been rebuilt since & I saw it myself when we were on a high school graduation trip through Bosnia and Dalmatia. Cool place, we had baklavas somewhere near if I recall correctly?

My dad was involved with some banking business in Bosnia around 2000. He didn't take us there often but I was in Sarajevo with him twice. I think it was 2002, 2003? Was pretty surreal, place was still riddled with bullet holes, and at Vrelo Bosne (the river source) I was not supposed to go off paths because mines and shit.

There's plenty of Bosnians in Slovenia too. Generally I have a much better impression with them than with Serbs. Serbs are scum. Bosnians are more laid back from my experience. Bosnian rakija is breddy gud too. (Yes, most of them don't care that Islam forbids drinking.)

Also, best ćevapi are from Travnik.

- The language is not mutually intelligible with Russian in practice, try to learn it;

- But in case you're already familiar with some BCMS/"Serbo-Croatian", keep in mind Bosnian standard is based on the Ijekavian variant (Proto-Slavic *ě > je/ije, *x is retained as h, still pronounced [x], and there's sometimes prothetic h where there shouldn't be, like hrđa 'rust');

- Islam is not very impactful in daily life, it's a secular society not really different from the rest in the region;

- Also yes, I second Slovbro, in my experience they are much less holeric and rude in temperament than S*rbs on average;

- Don't do kacap things in public (no liberating toilet dishes, denazifying washing mashines, sitting on bottles or asking "where's the гречка" in the supermarket) joge was self-made'd :DD

 

P. S. Damn formatting, oh well.

Also:

 

He could try sitting on the pyramid of Visoko.

I don't envy that anus.

to expand on the language thing, one thing you may notice is that Bosnian preserves both vowel length distinction and rising and falling tones on accented vowels – some words will be distinctively "dragged out" compared to the rest of BCMS

also Bosnian mountains come with extra sovl

Kacap things unlikely. I'm a Muslim minority myself so that's the reason I'm considerings either Bosna or Turkland. I need a society where washing your ass after you poop is the norm.

Come here, we have bidets friend

Ahhh sissy

Unholy kafir innovations. Take this, brother.

This is the one we use

alhamduillah it would be nice if every muslim washed their arse of taking a shit

Wet underpants STINK

 

Source: i indeed used to wash my ass when out of t p

You will master the art of defecation once you realize that water and papier de pupu are not enemies, they're a part of the team fighting for the same goal and their efforts shall be combined.

So much this

I never wash my ass after pooping, I just spread my cheeks wide enough so the poop doesnt touch my skin.

So? That doesn't mean that it doesn't leave a massive trace of fecal residue on your anus. Besides, such settis would only work and be somewhat tolerable (prior to reaching a place where the anus can be washed, of course) in case you deliver a very solid pop, which is oftentimes not the case.

if you want to live in a fucking ghetto compared to Russia - yes, indeed. I can assure you that it 's more Turkey than Europe (that is true for all non-EU Balkans). absolutely shit service, bad ecology, no comfort, etc. never go to fucking Serbia/Bosnia/Montenegro/other virtual country Georgia is much more Europe than these 3rd world Africa's representatives in Europe. and ESPECIALLY NEVER EVER GO TO MUSLIM COUNTRIES

 

"a muslim country" is a synonym for "monkey village". Muslim country is the worst place any intelligent and civilized human can live

hi NFKRZ

че нахуй? по-русски напиши, не понимаю твои каракули

He sounds more like the Dwarf.

i eat mostly vegan and i don't drink so my poop s very solid, like cold playing dogh

 

trust me you won't need to wipe you should try it

Based thread, I fucking love Bosnia so much

their loyalty to Islam is admirable imo