geg this happened in a town very close to me
>An inflatable Whopper the size of a single-car garage went bowling through the streets of Newberg earlier this month after breaking free of its ties at a local Burger King.
>Security video recorded on Nov. 11 by local resident Alyssa VanZant shows the inflatable burger blow away from the Burger King at 6:55 a.m. The giant Whopper then crosses Portland Road and crashes into a local smoke shop before catching air, taking out an American Flag and tumbling into another business.
>Newberg Police Department spokesperson Amy Kepler told KOIN 6 News that dispatchers did not receive any 911 calls about the rogue burger. No injuries or damages were reported to police in relation to the event.
https://www.koin.com/local/video-giant-inflatable-whopper-goes-rogue-rolls-through-newberg/
>be literal burger
>escape and gain freedom
>your heart hurts, knowing that this sweet sweet taste will be temporary
>do some good while you can
>"fuck the degenerates", as you smash up a smoke shop
>"fuck globohomo", as you take down the flag
>"fucking sweet tricks yo", as you get mad air
>"fuck (((businesses)))", as you end your spree in some generic and thus completely suspicious unnamed shop (probably an aquarium)
o7
