oh yeah ur right it was probably an acorn. but it looked red so i thought it found a strawberry or maybe stole a small tomato at first

Squirrels are the number 2 predator of humans

what's number 1?

Turtles

It's a weresquirrel.

there are some evil looking turtles out there

scary fella

I knew that the Ninja Turtles are the bad guys.

he's probably a nice guy. just a bit angry that that this dude pulled him and his wife's son out of the river for a photo op on top of a beverage cooler

yeah he's also being buggered over that cooler so i cant see why he ought to be happy about it

the weak should fear the strong

It's fucking real

i fed a fox some pidser tonight

oh God he's back

what's number 0 then?

flying squirrels

the ultimate silent predator

The squirrels I sometimes see in front of my window are red

do you feed them?

 

I've got a giant box of walnuts and every day I take some, crack the shells (but only just a bit, so they still have to work for it), put them out on the lawn and then watch the squirrels bury them because they're dumb

walnutgarch

 

i keep meaning to buy raw peanuts or something to feed them

No, I need those walnuts more than they do, they have enough stuff outside and also they probably already have thousands of nuts buried all over the place

Seems like they do pretty well. Maybe you should also start searching for nuts outside to feed yourself.

squirrels are prepper pros