Son of KC / 290247

I bought this 6€ headlamp that has a strap that literally says "HEADLAMP" on it every 10cm .

Besides that it is pretty good. You probably wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a very high quality one if the strap would just be plain black. I think I will try to cover the print with some black sharpie to make it look better.

Why do manufacturers do this? Why do they go through extra production steps to print something ugly or retarded on their cheap products instead of leaving them nice and clean? I've seen this on multiple occasions.

Bernd2023-10-03 12:45:27 · 3yNo. 290253 reply

headlamps are so fucking gay everytime i see a jogger wearing one i have to hold myself back from not just beating him down in the dark

Bernd2023-10-03 13:23:29 · 3yNo. 290256 reply

>>290253

I usually have to race against the darkness on hiking trips in the winter because it gets dark so early. Also it is somewhat dangerous descending from ans mountain in the darkness. I hope it will get less of an issue with it.

At least I won't have to fear that you are going to steal it from me I guess.

Bernd2023-10-03 18:43:55 · 3yNo. 290274 reply

>>290256

ive been stolen 30 bucks by a nigger today actually

does that make you feel good? :D

Bernd2023-10-03 18:46:55 · 3yNo. 290275 reply

>>290274

Dunno about him but I'm glad. Hope he spends it on drugs or whores.

Bernd2023-10-03 19:37:11 · 3yNo. 290276 reply

>>290274

Nod really. I wished you would chose to live in a comfy and safe environment so that you learn that you don't have to take anything away from others in order to be happy.

How did he do it?

Bernd2023-10-03 21:16:45 · 3yNo. 290289 reply

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>>290276

we were dancing to some live music and he came really close to me, we hooked our legs and did this some jumpy moves together and yeah i completely let my guard down.

...because:

- these things usually don't happen in Heidelberg

- I only had 20 euros in my pocket

Once I noticed he took it I went to him and his 3 nigger friends and confronted him with it, he smiled at me stupidly and said he didn't take it.

I said he did. He then pulled a 100 euro bill out of his shoe and handed me it, trying to calm down the situation and show all the people around us that came when I was accusing him that he's a good guy.

Ofc I did not take his drug money and let him have my drug money.

I consider this a lesson fee.

Bernd2023-10-03 22:07:01 · 3yNo. 290292 reply

>>290289

>hit on a hot black guy in hopes to get your hole stretched

>he only wanted to steal your money

That must feel horrible, Bernd I'm sorry

Bernd2023-10-03 22:21:05 · 3yNo. 290293 reply

>>290289

What do you think would have happened if you would have taken the 100€?

Bernd2023-10-03 23:18:18 · 3yNo. 290300 reply

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>>290293

tbh nothing but losing my face

that drug selling skinny nigger really didn't seem to want any trouble, being surrounded by many people all of a sudden

i wouldn't be surprised if most people he steals from wouldn't even go talk to him even if they realised it was him

Bernd2023-10-04 15:15:12 · 3yNo. 290329 reply

> nothing but losing my face

b-brutal. Those savages!

Bernd2023-10-05 08:40:04 · 3yNo. 290424 reply

>I think I will try to cover the print with some black sharpie to make it look better.

Just shine into the eye of people and they won't see it.

Bernd2023-10-05 13:59:48 · 3yNo. 290436 reply

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>>290424

how come you're so smart?

Bernd2023-10-05 15:23:18 · 3yNo. 290439 reply

>>290436

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_country

Bernd2023-10-05 15:36:18 · 3yNo. 290441 reply

>>290424

But I might want to wear it during day time turned off to show off my crazy preparedness towards all situations.

Bernd2023-10-05 19:04:04 · 3yNo. 290461 reply

>>290441

don't attach a light source to your head then, it brings extra attention to it, making it more susceptible to attacks

unless you're an anglerfish

Bernd2023-10-05 20:15:52 · 3yNo. 290473 reply

I'm prepared for attacks. I always carry my katana with me.

Bernd2023-10-06 00:08:10 · 3yNo. 290503 reply

>>290473

thanks for the warning

Bernd2023-10-06 08:03:06 · 3yNo. 290540 reply

>>290473

Huh. Then you shouldn't worry, noone sees the tags for your fedora covers it well.

Bernd2023-10-06 08:23:20 · 3yNo. 290542 reply

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>>290503

Wait a minute. Only people that plan to attack me would consider this a warning. So yes. Be warned about my powers.

>>290540

Well that's another problem. I bought my fedora very cheaply and it has printed the word "Fedora" all over it.

Bernd2023-10-06 10:20:18 · 3yNo. 290547 reply

>>290542

Just shine the katana into the eye of people and they won't see it.

Bernd2023-10-06 10:55:51 · 3yNo. 290548 reply

>>290547

What if I go where the sun don't shine?

Bernd2023-10-06 13:35:27 · 3yNo. 290557 reply

>>290473

you need additional protection against ranged attacks

Bernd2023-10-06 13:42:51 · 3yNo. 290558 reply

>>290557

Any suggestions?

Bernd2023-10-06 15:38:14 · 3yNo. 290564 reply

>>290558

Best defense is offense. Get a crossbow too. Not these pleb plastic crap, but the old school patrician wood one with windlass and all that.

Bernd2023-10-06 15:53:18 · 3yNo. 290570 reply

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>>290558

>>290564

You can easily carry around a little hand crossbow with your katana, hiding it under your cloak

Bernd2023-10-06 16:06:10 · 3yNo. 290572 reply

>>290558

Tomahawk

Bernd2023-10-07 09:19:04 · 3yNo. 290674 reply

>>290558

I'm a big fan of offense as a defense, this Bernd >>290564 knows what he's talking about

Bernd2023-10-07 09:29:09 · 3yNo. 290675 reply

>>290473

heh, nothing personal but i'll just teleport behind you

Bernd2023-10-07 09:50:05 · 3yNo. 290676 reply

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katana + crossbow is a weird combination. Also I doubt that it is good for the bow of a crossbow to keep it loaded and under tension all the time which is a necessity for being prepared to sneak attacks.

I think for urban combat the more stylish alternative would be one or two flintlock pistols and a rapier.

You might lose some of the long distance combat capabilities of a crossbow but it would be way more practical in everyday situations.

Bernd2023-10-07 10:02:25 · 3yNo. 290678 reply

>>290676

> for urban combat the more stylish alternative would be one or two flintlock pistols and a rapier

very good, but you're forgetting one important part ot this ensemble

a twirly mustache

Bernd2023-10-07 19:05:46 · 3yNo. 290710 reply

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Not a single Bernd ITT attempted to answer the OP question.

Bernd2023-10-07 19:25:17 · 3yNo. 290712 reply

>>290247

Same reason porn has retarded titles. A big portion of the market is retarded.

Bernd2023-10-07 19:40:36 · 3yNo. 290717 reply

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>>290712

Good attempt. But if this was the case also expensive headlamps would have written headlamp on it but this is not the case.

Bernd2023-10-07 21:39:02 · 3yNo. 290729 reply

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>>290717

> expensive headlamps would have written headlamp on it but this is not the case.

don't they? pic rel costs 230€

Bernd2023-10-07 21:48:37 · 3yNo. 290730 reply

>>290712

I thought that was to game the search algorithms.

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>>290729

The brand name does not count. Although I would agree that it is a stupid thing to do and I generally try to avoid products that prominently display their brand name all over it, this is a very common thing to do.

>>290712

>>290730

Care to give an example for a stupid title?