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United States Bernd 2023-09-22 04:03:20 ⋅ 1y No. 288817
yeah I'm sure sex feels good, but is it really better than putting on a brand new clean pair of socks?
Russia Bernd 2023-09-22 06:37:29 ⋅ 1y No. 288833
imagine rubbing your dick on the mound and the belly of this girl, squeezing her boobs, kissing her on the lips and maintaining the eye contact, untill she downs her eyes to see your throbbing cock push against the trembling folds and invade her pink kingdom of pleasure if you manage to describe the process of putting on the pair of socks with the same passion, i may consider your point
Slovenia Bernd 2023-09-22 11:46:23 ⋅ 1y No. 288839
>>288833 I can't imagine it
Germany Bernd 2023-09-22 11:59:36 ⋅ 1y No. 288840
sex is the meme of the century completely overrated and overhyped
Azerbaijan Bernd 2023-09-22 12:46:47 ⋅ 1y No. 288844
>>288817 i actually like putting on just washed socks better then putting on new socks.
Finland Bernd 2023-09-22 14:02:23 ⋅ 1y No. 288849
i bet sex is not nearly as good as numbing the tip of tour cock with lidocaine
Slovenia Bernd 2023-09-22 14:44:50 ⋅ 1y No. 288850
>>288849 I like to touch my benin after cutting chili
Germany Bernd 2023-09-22 15:40:11 ⋅ 1y No. 288858
Imagine sleeping the first night on freshly washed bed sheets, the smell of washing powder alone is heaven
Azerbaijan Bernd 2023-09-22 15:43:52 ⋅ 1y No. 288859
>>288858
Moscow Bernd 2023-09-22 17:08:29 ⋅ 1y No. 288864
put brand new socks on and run into the night
United States Bernd 2023-09-22 19:43:50 ⋅ 1y No. 288881
>>288833 Oh, the unparalleled ecstasy that courses through your veins when you first slip your feet into a pristine pair of brand new socks! It's as if the heavens themselves have descended to cradle your tired feet in their gentle embrace. The sensation is nothing short of divine, a symphony of comfort and delight that sends shivers of pleasure up your spine. As you gingerly unroll these sacrosanct foot coverings and allow them to caress your skin, you are transported to a world of unparalleled luxury. It's like walking on clouds of cashmere spun by celestial weavers. The softness, oh, the softness! Your toes wiggle with pure, unadulterated joy, as if they have just discovered the secret to eternal happiness. Every step you take feels like a dance on a rainbow made of marshmallow and velvet, and the ground beneath you seems to yield like a plush carpet woven from the finest silken threads. The feeling is not just physical; it's a spiritual awakening. Putting on those fresh, clean socks is a sacred ritual that elevates your very existence. The world suddenly becomes a better place, and you are ready to conquer it with unparalleled confidence. It's a simple pleasure, yet it has the power to transform an ordinary day into an extraordinary one, leaving you convinced that life's true essence is wrapped up in those perfectly new, immaculate socks.
Hungary Bernd 2023-09-22 19:48:18 ⋅ 1y No. 288882
99% of the tiem
Moscow Bernd 2023-09-23 15:48:20 ⋅ 1y No. 288997
>>288833 puberty-induced cringe >>288881 real man's ode to socks
Mexico Bernd 2023-09-23 20:18:41 ⋅ 1y No. 289015
>>288864 The only post worth reading in this thread.
United States Bernd 2023-09-24 03:38:54 ⋅ 1y No. 289073
>>289015 you just don't understand kc sock culture
Finland Bernd 2023-09-24 07:40:01 ⋅ 1y No. 289080
socks ON always
United States Bernd 2023-09-24 11:06:29 ⋅ 1y No. 289086
Depends on how long it's been since you had socks.
Moscow Bernd 2023-09-25 06:10:06 ⋅ 1y No. 289173
>>289080