Bernd 2023-09-15 05:21:55 ⋅ 1w No. 287851
I had a wet dream about dancing with my school crush, nothing sexual was even in the dream just dancing, but now I will have to shower although I didn't plan to do it today... The said crush already has a child and is probably ugly now.
Bernd 2023-09-15 06:52:14 ⋅ 1w No. 287858
yeah, school crushes are depressing if you start watching their VK pages and seeing their life through the lenses of photographs they put out, it can lead to bad thoughts better not stalk them i had severe case of this shit, evne though the girl i like from school is not very social and doesn't put out much info on the web
Bernd 2023-09-15 07:34:10 ⋅ 1w No. 287860
>>287858 I'm living a bretty happy life so it's more of her loss tbh, both girls I liked a lot turned out to be bydlo mothers in their 20s doing shit like nails and eyebrows.
Bernd 2023-09-15 08:08:25 ⋅ 1w No. 287863
i had a dream with eva green in it, didnt know it was a dream so i did not fuck her
Bernd 2023-09-16 03:19:04 ⋅ 1w No. 287999
i dont get wet dreams anymore, just blueball aches unfortunately if i could get wet dreams i would just not nut and have a nice sleepnut idk about school crushes tho i never had those
Bernd 2023-09-16 15:36:42 ⋅ 1w No. 288072
>>287959 Phrase also known as "how to oust yourselfe as coomer"
Bernd 2023-09-16 16:32:11 ⋅ 1w No. 288077
I had a dream once.
Bernd 2023-09-16 18:40:42 ⋅ 6d No. 288087
I once had a wet dream when during a sleepover in friend's house, there were 4 of us, out of town. That was fucking embarassing. i mean, i was for some reason ashamed of it, and didn't reveal it, just walking the rest of the day with cum-stained underwear. Probably smelled like SEMEN. and no, i am not gay, i don't even remember what kind of dream i had. Hope i didn't leave many seed-stains of the sheets, imagine finding that out after your friends gone.
Bernd 2023-09-16 19:14:28 ⋅ 6d No. 288092
>>288087 Are you telling me you can cum while sleeping? Any other crazy stories?
Bernd 2023-09-16 20:38:59 ⋅ 6d No. 288108
>>288092 If you squeeze the balls while cumming, you can actually shoot semen farther, with great force but be carefull to not inflict injuries. Shit inside penis is incredibly fragile, we just take it for granted. But if some vein pops, or some tissue tears, or even weakens because you bent or squeezed something over-the-limit, it can lead to baaaad shit
Bernd 2023-09-16 20:55:00 ⋅ 6d No. 288111
>>288087 bro thats nothing, i had a wet dream in army barrack
Bernd 2023-09-16 22:16:42 ⋅ 6d No. 288119
I had a very interesting dream. A fleshrat from cruelty squad was resting on my chest and I was petting the poor thing, It felt fleshy to touch. Kind of dry. I was repulsed by it but I knew that it's harmless and didn't want to be ugly. Picrel the subject of my dream.
Bernd 2023-09-17 06:23:47 ⋅ 6d No. 288171
>>288111 Well, your army mates could understand maybe, you could joke away by saying that you saw your gf in a dream and in a year you leave them behind, but my friends would never forget me if something like that was discovered. My "friends' were pretty toxic as they say today, if you made one mistake around them, this would be a but of the joke forever and ever and ever and ever
Bernd 2023-09-18 01:26:02 ⋅ 5d No. 288323
>>288119 i love this sort of dream because of the sensory depth and unique experience
Bernd 2023-09-18 03:04:48 ⋅ 5d No. 288336
>>288323 I always see weird and mostly "bad"-leaning dreams when I overeat before sleep. It's almost like a go-to recipe if I wanna see some "movies" at night. Nightmares are made of bread, onion and garlic..
Bernd 2023-09-18 06:53:01 ⋅ 5d No. 288359
>>288336 Maybe you have wrong sheets, bad ventilation in your room, with high CO2 concentration, heavy uncomfortable pillow, tight underwear, fumes in the room, maybe you eat before you sleep. Clean your room, change your bedwear and change your habbits for better dreams.
Bernd 2023-09-19 02:36:37 ⋅ 4d No. 288446
>>288445 I get wet dreams only when i no fap over a long time.
Bernd 2023-09-19 15:34:25 ⋅ 4d No. 288506
>>288171 i woke up before подъем and went washing my undies and benis. Even duty soldier didnt notice me.
Bernd 2023-09-19 17:42:04 ⋅ 3d No. 288523
>>288506 >duty soldier didnt notice me. Could you sneak past the duty soldier and drink the boiled water ?
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:09:04 ⋅ 3d No. 288526
>>288524 boiled water is most prescious thing in any russian unit
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:11:01 ⋅ 3d No. 288528
>>287851 Russian bros i want to learn your language, some recomendations? (I am not brown or black)
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:12:07 ⋅ 3d No. 288529
>>288528 >learning languages heres my tip: get a life you fucking loser
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:13:41 ⋅ 3d No. 288530
>>288529 Lick my anus russnigger, any other recomendation?
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:20:03 ⋅ 3d No. 288531
>>288530 Maybe if you lick his anus you'll get the russian tongue. It's possible.
Bernd 2023-09-19 19:21:00 ⋅ 3d No. 288532
>>288531 hmmmm well that advice is very gay like your country, I NEED ANOTHER ONE!!
Bernd 2023-09-19 20:18:12 ⋅ 3d No. 288537
>>288533 Second world inferiority complex. The russian chimpout to them is like seeing some sort of redemption arc for poopy countries of the world. With RT you can even believe putin is winning somehow.
Bernd 2023-09-19 20:22:52 ⋅ 3d No. 288538
>>288537 I do not give a shit about your shitty country and language but i need it for my own purposes. There is no doubt that your country is also a third-world class.
Bernd 2023-09-19 20:25:30 ⋅ 3d No. 288540
>>288538 Lmao the chihuahua is sour all the asslicking and derailing every second thread with his ukrophobic nonsense didn't help him with the "russian bros"
Bernd 2023-09-19 20:28:52 ⋅ 3d No. 288542
>>288540 you know what kill yourself, i see you are also a Neet.
Bernd 2023-09-19 20:31:34 ⋅ 3d No. 288543
>>288542 Your anger stems from your repressed sexuality. You should finally come over it and lick his ass.
Bernd 2023-09-20 06:24:19 ⋅ 3d No. 288597
i had gay dream
Bernd 2023-09-21 01:05:06 ⋅ 2d No. 288662
>>288537 Third world really, let's be honest. Is not a surprise.