ah, i just visited and thought they're just temporarily closed again

 

like they always are when there are people raiding (apparently this time kohl)

If someone has enough time to dig through ernstchan to find their new url, please let me know.

How about this

I just googled btw. you could have done this yourself.

fuck you

Don't fight, please.

Even the professor Charles Xavier and Magneto were able to find that the answer is love.

Thanks

t. OP

 

BGsisters, we made it. Next move???

Lol, I remember when I got banned for stating my opinion there because mods believed it's not possible to sincerely hold such opinion and I must be trolling.

Fair enough, your postings make me wonder if you are just a caricature of a man from slovenia sometimes

He just needs to get his dick wet once and he would be cured from all the shenanigans

if sex is so great how come porn looks so forced and fake

It doesn't count if half the posts here are made by the shizo.

speaking of him, he's getting worse

I just saw his threads

 

sure i shouldn't ban him for you?

Yes do it. Let's hope that he gets better after taking a break. Most likely not.

 

picture attached is how the two of you look like.

 

'getting worse' is just you lamenting how little i respect you. it is such a foolish waste of your life to try to be respected by people who choose not to. this only screams from the roof how low your self esteem is that you need others to give you your worth.

 

healthy people have self-worth, you have an unhealthy craving for external validation.

im vegan too and i even like you but you shit up the board talking to yourself all day, don't you see it?

 

oh yeah how come you don't talk about it all day like a healthy person would?

 

 

go fuck yourself you dead fish, you are nothing but a moth attracted to the light.

 

 

it only seems that way because you have nothing to say and your life is suffering. if you loved your life and were an awesome person, you'd constantly be up to something and you would talk about it all day.

 

you try to measure me by your depressed, subjugated minion standards.

 

i'm not talking to myself, i engage in forms of communication that are beyond what is normal and i am learning that those do not function here because all you can do is being normal. takes a while for me to understand how limited all you people are.

because i'm not religiously vegan

i don't mind having mozzarella every now amd then for example, or when others cook for me i just eat it...

 

I want to have a healthy body and not convince others to do sames.

 

often you are

 

maybe there are aspects you unfortunately do not have the capacity to perceive because of how busy your body is fighting against the mozzarella.

 

talking to you is very boring and generic, i'm not doing it anymore.

Just trying whether the board gets better or not in this week.

Really no offense man.. You're like that one friend that just always talks too much. You like him but sometimes he needs to shut up but he won't

what was this drama and who the hell just got banned

sk8tershizo is taking a break

#FreeSk8zo

He didn't do anything, the fascist mod probably got his girl stolen by a skater

tfw you make a woman laugh by abusing your powers

You stole his right to post which is the thing you can do best.

He can't post but I still see him lurking, why did you ban him? He didn't do anything against the rules, you are a weed stealing monster

He might be annoying sometimes but he also can be entertaining and funny and most of the time he is just reacting to people provoking him.

I don't read his posts if they get too long tbh but this is not good moderation, I have to oppose. You just banned him because you personally don't like him, he didn't do anything wrong but being himself

Is he the Kassel Bernd?

No, that's me

I'm confused which one is he?

right after i did it my vape broke, gotta be karma

 

why does nobody believe me that I like him

He's the North Bernd I think

 

Because you don't ban someone you like... You help him get better

No, thats me.

There is one German I like while I hate all the others because he posts frogs and makes funny jokes and I thought it was Kasselbernd, but maybe it was you? Are you the one flirting with the Polish girl?

 

Once i asked her to merry me.

What was her response?

if I remember correctly. She denied being a girl.

That's what I would do if I was a girl. It's a girl 100%, she knows about tampons, no gay guy gives a fuck about tampons. I think her name is Natalya but lets call him Nathaniel

She write like a girl.

ya it's obvious

 

still a Bernd

yeah but, you know, he's beyond help

 

 

I really like this guy, I think he's cool. I like him as a human. I like to read his posts sometimes because they are so unique. I'd totally hang out with him, ask him try to beat me in game of skate.

 

 

However all humans have their problems.

And one of his problems is that he shits up the board.

 

Therefore I banned him for a week and I want to see whether the board improvss or not.

What does that even mean m8?

 

Just unban him already, remember Swiss schizo guy spamming? Now that was a bad guy, sk8fren is not. The adequate measure in this case would be to ask him to post less, ask him to calm down, delete some of his posts if necessary, but not ban his ass, come on. This is a small board, I actually remember asking for his ban a couple of weeks/months ago because he was making so many posts all over the places but I felt like he calmed it down recently. This man is not a bad spirit and I feel bad now every time I open this site and I see him banned

this won't work. You can't interact in any way with him besides asking him questions. In every other interaction he will react as the arrogant prick he is and just start insulting you. He would never admit an error because he would see this as a sign of weakness.

 

He was fun for some time but his constant assholeness poisons the former frenly atmosphere of this board. If his behavior does not change he should be completely removed.

Ok you have put some thought on it, I take back what I said about bad moderation, you are doing a good job actually. I still think he is not bad though, not banworthy at least

Sk86zo needs help, not ban

There is only one type of help which might work for him.

Thank you. Most Bernds don't realize this but I care for this board. Maybe even as much as for the weed in a random person's backyard.

i cant actually unban, there is no function like that integrated

 

i think BO does it directly from the backend

 

skaters know

 

very very basically you do a trick, and others have to repeat them

bru

Our board is still in Limbo, sorta... Too slow to be "alive" and too populated to be "dead". We need about ten more active posters. Any idea where to get them?

nope

 

we could advertise this site irl though

 

thoughts?

 

Drop some Krautchan.rip/int Stickers.

It's gonna be on par with trying to advertise krautchan on nairaland, if you remember.

Someone should write a bot that uses chatgpt to make posts. An artificial fren with whom we could interact with.

Just unban the German schizo.

chatgpt is not edgy enough to survive kc

no, it will get filled with pol types just like kohl

it might give just the insights we need .-.

post some and i WILL distribute them around my city

 

you never know unless you try

 

i cant

Chatgpt is a more intelligent discussion partner than the schizo.

 

Also dispose the trash properly. And do nothing that is illegal. Ok, thats enough for the BND guys who reads here.

nairaland isnt rl u faggot

just import some of his posts into character.ai

too complicated for me

t. 89IQ

LMAO

and like so, imageboarders were made obsolete

It is him!

not really, you still need them to produce data for AI to train on

 

it's almost like that Black Mirror episode YouTube: BxTUM9mKtFY

 

it's uncanny you can basically do the same thing IRL now (well, except for the AI powered android, but give it some time)