> When I first had it I had 39° fever and had to go to the toilet every hour to not soil myself.
that doesn't sound very fun, did you get vaccinated?
I don't think I've ever had it, even though last year I spent a month at my parents' place when my mom had covid (confirmed by a test, and I got tested then too to check if I'm maybe asymptomatic, but no)
> I doubt that doves shit less than pigeons if you disregard the size difference
that's true, but I've never seen doves shit all over my windowsill, and pigeons do it all the time (they sometimes even use the water dish I put out as a toilet - what animal in their right mind shits in the same place it eats?)
same with dogs, they usually shit where it's appropriate to do so
I suppose you haven't missed much, since the only good thing they have is fries (but you probably could make tastier ones yourself)
but maybe one day Uncle Joe will liberate Russia and you'll be able to eat some American pink slime meat