instead of concentrating your entire life on nofapping you should actulally try to do something

You mean like fapping?

something meaningful

you get off on making these threads, don't you?

BUMP!

 

No i don't

after what happened to me from your last thread i am never no-nutting again

best advice i've heard

now someone gets it

You get off on posting that Apu with the magnifying glass, don‘t you?

first day completed

no, but I do get off on you asking me that

NoFap is the dumbest shit ever tbh.

it works but in mystirious ways

No it does nothing but give a scapegoat for sexual guilt.

No FAP is made only for those addicted to jerking off every fucking day, this kind of threats tries to help those mother fuckers to create a routine where the FAP every third day.

 

No FAP do not give you anything special, neither superpowers, strength or resistance. No FAP only treats your mental health and that's it.

 

 

If only you knew......

Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this:

Still waiting for an answer btw.

From my experience, "no GF" affects your mental health much worse.

I hope your balls implode and you die bleeding in pain, leftist piece of shit

KEK you rekt him in an elegant way, well done compatriota

In my case I masturbate with very disgusting things, things that after eyaculation, I regret it and feel really bad.

 

You know you did it too much when you get a bone for futas.

Second day completed

gee, this thread sure got the fapists malding

What's disgusting with futas? As long as they are not underage it's totally fine by me.

You problem is that you overthink and regret things you shouldn't regret as no harm was done. Fapping has nothing to do with that.

third day completed, time to fap.

he wont accept his sexuality

I'm in the flixbus and I'm horny as fuck I want to fap NOW but I can not REEE

why

you know yourself

 

now i'm in my bed FINALLY and i will coom so hard until my nuts shrink to the size of peanuts

ahhhhhh yes i first listened to swedish dirty talk because i have never heard swedish dirty talk before, then watched some asian midgets getting destroyed by bbc and then finally coomed on a german cutie

Cooming leads to premature aging, is the biggest accelerator of balding, and takes huge toll on your creative power. Read about semen retention in chinese medicine. Do not coom.

Fuck

You're telling me I could have a more masculine hairline, but I wasn't fapping enough?

Demoralizing

Never too late for you. Boot up that shemaletube and start pumpin' iron

 

YOU KNOW THE BEST THING ABOUT SEMEN RETENTION IS THAT WITH THE TECHNIQUES LAID OUT I CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF MY CHAIR TO GO TO THE BATHROOM EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT AND NOT HAVING TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY PLAYING WITH MY DICK TO DO ANYTHING. THAT'S SO NICE. THAT'S WHY I ADVOCATE FOR SEMEN RETENTION AS WELL, IS JUST MORE HYGENIC THAT WAY.

about to fap to gay men

that's gay

regards, gayfrogs

Never judge a book by its cover

Alright, game on.

the cover

YOU CAN DO IT, SOLDIER!

Big mac meal with orange fanta.