I use to fuck bitchezzz all the time in their pussy dat ass omg sex sex gonna cum back when I was a skateboarder but ever since then I get no punani that feel such a bernd its like im a virgin again.

armpit fetish activated

damn what a story

Are we talking about skating?

You’re welcome :3

Of course not. You use that money to pay women to have sex with you.

Damn women sure are cheaper over the border

 

if you already know the best way to do it, there is little sense in talking about it...

 

bitches i really tried. i know yall are incels mostly, i can tell easily. when i was younger i only had little success, i was no pick up artist or anything like that.

 

you probably can not conceive of women wanting to fuck you but there is this magical way i have been bothering to tell you about. if i had known about it when i was younger and still cared about sex i would have very much appreciate this information. most of you have never felt this feeling of turning on a women. you can make women horny with complicated movements and you wanna fuck women yet you don't skate and this is unfathomable to me. you must not have heard the good news. i tried to tell you, turns out you are deaf.

How may pussies have you touched?

Right, idiot. I've fucked plenty of women and you think you're talking to a virgin.

 

fucking women is very boring to me and i don't consider it a competition. the reason why i am advertising skating so much here is because while fucking women wasn't boring, i didn't know this good news and did not skate.

 

i don't see you spreading your good news around here so maybe you're just all talk.

if all i have is a skateboard, everything looks like a halfpipe.

People who turn one thing into their whole personaliy are boring.

🥱 i'm autta here

Bye. And don't come back.

what have you done?

:(

Somehow i can relate to your post, except for the part about having ever tried to get a gf, i can't even picture myself asking out a girl, shit is like a phobia to me. At least you sound functional and social bernd.

You'll eventually score a girl if you keep trying but if that doesn't work, just pay a girl to date you... that's what i'm gonna do.