one gf to takeaway please.

That's a man

BUrgur

chickyn

*looks away*

🤮

its gf (male)

one large mcfuckingkillmyself with a side order of hopelesness and depression dip

I'd like to supersize that, thank you

Uh,no thanks I just was looking at the menu.(walks out the door)

chickyn burgr

Large fries

please come back i want real mcd i want real cocacola i want real levis jeans pls come back....

 

Eh, i saw bigger.

we do not serve that please kys outside

 

one day i'll travel across america and try all the USA food

Can i have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Give me all your money, it's a robbery.

And two cheeseburgers and some fries and a diet coke

WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

*pours rat poison into your coke*

hello may i please see a list of menu item nutritional facts sorted by price to protein content ratio in ascending order please thank you

I never had sex in 26 years.

 

 

if only there was a foolproof way for even as someone boring such as yourself to make women wanna fuck you.

maybe by going to macdolan's and ordering fat juicy borger

 

and then some dancing with your buddy

did he acquire many gf's? i wouldn't be surprised

He only hits and runs

 

this is what he would dance like if he only skated for a little bit.

he is still doing his thang 😆

le atheist reddit dance, too much of a gentleman to violate a woman

but not enough of a gentleman to not violate our eyes