You see, son. All you have to do is first tell a woman what nice weather you're having. You then ask her out for a cup of coffee. She'll laugh; you'll smile. You shake her hand with a firm grip, look her straight in her eyes, press your fingers up against her lips, grab her head, lower it to your crotchural region, and tell her, "shhhh... no words," and add those three special little words, "Suck. My. Cock." And she will do it right then and there, in broad daylight, among a large group of people, even children, for free. People will clap and cheer. And it will be good.