Kill paul. Behead paul. Roundhouse kick paul into the concrete. Slam dunk a paul baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy paul. Defecate in paul's food. Launch paul into the sun. Stir fry paul in a wok. Toss paul into an active volcano. Urinate into paul's gas tank. Judo throw paul into a wood chipper. Twist paul's head off. Report paul to the AFP. Karate chop paul in half. Curb stomp pregnant paul. Trap paul in quicksand. Crush paul in the trash compactor. Liquefy paul in a vat of acid. Eat paul. Dissect paul. Exterminate paul in the gas chamber. Stomp paul's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate paul in the oven. Lobotomize paul. Mandatory abortions for paul. Grind paul fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown paul in boiling paul piss. Vaporize paul with a ray gun. Kick old paul down the stairs. Feed paul to alligators. Slice paul with a katana.