maybe all the pedophilia on kohl is only a trap to suggest that this is not a highly corrupted place that will comply with any and all requests by evil forces seeking to harm people online.

That's been going on for many months now.

Sadly, this board is hardly an alternative because almost every time I visit there is a pedo thread on the front page.

There's hardly any pedo threads here. I guess, you should visit more often.

I miss 8 and 4chan…

there are off boarders who systematically bombard the board with pedo stuff, and no moderators to clean it off

I asked to be made a mod like three times. Half of the banners were made by me, but I'm still not a mod. I guess the BO ist ok with links to cp on this site.

Ryssäball pls make this bernd a mod so we can live with cp

He is Azerbaijanball since quite a while already

Let's post all our frogs in protest, okay?

I will try to post a few every now and then.

and who of the germans exactly are you? oO

the other half of the banners is made by me

You know, if you're serious about becoming a mod - add me on Discord.

I will share my login credentials with you.

Virus is raus

Beware of the mod. He might steal your virginity.

they have been doing it for more than 6 months

and no more threads about kohlshit plz

and jesus don't even think about making any german mod here

you do realise people that make threads about kohl here are all people who get banned from kohl right? they are not local residents, just like you

 

why, what does ones countryball have to do with the ability of being a good moderator?

no, it's just the majority of the people here are crossposting from kohl and i have been here for more than 2 years

 

nothing, it just happens that every single german poster here is a horrible being incapable of fair judgement or refraining from abuse of power. i guess it is just an unlucky coincidence

 

that is your own opinion, no? explain yourself

 

has the current mod ever abused his power?

Are you the same guy who got mad about me saying I don't like Nazis like 1,5 years ago?

I agree with him. Don't make any more germans mods. Especially not german kohl refugees.

kohl's /b/ is a cesspit of Fliesentischbesitzern. The probability that a german is ans shit is just too high. Germans are the niggers of kohl.

 

Especially a guy that repeatedly asks to be mod shouldn't be one. The current mod is a turbo chad that does not want to be a mod. This alone makes him a good one. If someone tries and tries to become a mod it just proofs that he needs this position to satisfy his ego. That is not a good base.

I have been on kraut/kohl since Winnenden and basically looked at /int/ 98% of the time because /b/ is so bad.

I'm asking to be a mod because half the time I check this website there is cp on the front page and we regularly get schizos who completely shit up the board for weeks on end without being checked.

would you have banned sk8er bernd?

 

also, who haven't you added me on discord yet?

Prefect! Posting frogs is cipayism, we're using cats, otters and bears from now

 

you wouldn't believe the kind of threads i delivered to the assholes on kohl before they banned me. i live reported days long detox (diarrhea) experiments WHILE DELIVERING PICTURES that had hundreds of replies while the average low quality kohl thread had like 20-40 replies of uninteresting garbage. the average thread on kohl was just one asshole posting a screenshot of something newsworthy and everyone just posting generic one sentence memes or even just one word answers (based, cope, cringe, take your meds, schizo)

 

being banned on kohl felt like being punished for being a human on a place that was supposed to just have bots talk to each other.

so you got banned for posting your poop?

 

no i was banned for being optimist. they were all delighted by the poop (wasn't poop though, it was liver and gall stones), i did a cleanse.

what did you learn from your experiments?

 

i become more convinced then before that things don't have to be rooted in established academic science to be true.

 

i was fortunate to stumble upon so many little known things about health that i feel confident that i could take an average hopeless slowly decaying person and turn that person into the embodiment of health and happiness.

post your body i want to judge myself!

done with https://bodyvisualizer.com/

 

i used accurate weight and height numbers. pretty much like that except my legs are way more muscular.

oh the body visualizer not including benis must have been a disappointment for you. you probably complain about missing horse genitalia in video games.

WHO CALLS SCHTRAIGHT BERND A FAGGET!?

blasphemy

what disrespect to the honorable duck. you better not disgrace those two patron-saints of industrialized vegan meat alternatives!

...or pooh shiesty or spottemgottem!

need it

 

 

i don't understand what "need it or keep it" means. keep might mean not delete but the people who would care about this picture don't save files, they like things on social media and when the original file is removed, that just means they can not look at the picture anymore and they are fine with it because they are already on to the next thing and they also think facebook and google are not bad guys. they probably don't even have adblock in their browser.

fuck kohlchan. assholes, traitorous scum.

kohlchan usesers paint their nails so it looks prettier when they hold their asshole open.

"Need it" means that you are in favour of them teaming up and consequently that you are looking forward to the results of their musical collaboration.

"Keep it" means that you oppose the thought of them working together and that they should rather each keep to themselves.

I love frogs so fucking much.

 

damn i had no idea language might flow in such complicated implied directions. they may as well talk in numbers.

 

me too. i very much wonder why they are so frowned upon in some places online. 10 nazis used pepe and apu and now the evil establishment pretends frogs are nazis symbols.

 

i think they really hate the frogs because they allow to express illegal emotions and opinions and they don't want that. i think the choice of emotions reflected by the emojis on phones very much limits thought expression. frogs are so good at expressing stuff.

 

some times i shake my head at people who settle for online discussion sites where you can't even upload a picture or a video that you want. what poverty. i prefer the affluent options of an imageboard.

Wow really they're illegal?

 

not explicitly but have you never wanted to express something with an emoji on a phone and then the face didn't exist but you knew exactly which frog or meme you could post to express it? this happened a few times to me and it makes me wonder what the process was that determined which emotions and facial expressen were made into emojis and which are not. i can't help but wonder if there were some bad people sitting around a table and deciding which feelings and facial expressions they were gonna include and which they didn't want to include.

 

attached is an example of something i would consider an important facial expression that i have not found an emoji for.

It's the same with literal nigra slang like "based" being associated with "nazis". The reality is that everyone broke 1 and 2 to death and there are no secret clubs anymore.