become a psybient artist instead

Are you BBC Finn?

Become a hard nrg artist instead.

depends on what specialization

easiest. Just about reading the room and pleasing the audience. If noone is doing the chacha slide, you transition. All you really gotta do is transition. This is where the jobs are, you can maybe do some local parties

people listen to you because you scratch or mix really well (or not, they just listen to party dj)

you collect tons of obscure music that goes together well and play sets to people who like hearing music they never heard before. don't get paid, but passionate about the obscure genres you obsess over (i will listen to you)

Gaybar DJ

see party dj but with more interaction

Kohlchan DJ

ües

i know this from cracked game installers

 

why is it called kraut chip song?

 

good luck to you. i only worry they make celebration and dancing illegal because people would like it and dancing is fun and healthy and those are the things a dystopia would want to prevent.

Proof?

there is no proof, just as there is no bbc finn

I have some of his art saved on my harddrive, how dare you saying he does not exist?

who dares, wins