this one seems long and thin, maybe that's not even strong enough to hold the entire weight of the body. if a tail can't be used to comfortably hang from a tree it seems useless to me.
how did humans lose the tail?
through skating i have discovered that there are way more muscles (grip-muscles i'd guess) in my legs and especially my foot than i would have assumed. thinking about it i would have preferred having a tail then not having a tail. this would be quite useful for balance, assuming it would be at least somewhat strong. maybe not as strong as an arm but with a little bit of strength i could use it to push myself off walls or hold myself to a streetlight. a third weak arm on the back? yes please! might be annoying during sleep though.
ever since thinking about a tail more, i noticed i have muscles where my tail used to be. i can imagine clearly how it would be. there are just muscles above the bunghole that i can flex to move the tail around. i either have those muscles or maybe it is some genetic memory of having had them in the past.
he doesn't want to have a cute zooid tail, he wants to have ugly naked ape tail. Literally the tail like rats have, because it wouldn't have hair.
people with that fetish are not respected even in furry community, you rarely even see a monkey porn, because furries don't want to be reminded of their ape nature and instead thrive to me more canine or feline.
furries is a sex thing as far as i can tell, i want a useful functioning tail to enhance movement and balance. i can skate, i live in dimensions of sexual abundance you can neither imagine nor have any kind of real world reference for.
i've been trying to spread the good news but you insist to look at human attraction from outside of a window instead of being in the room.
i know a furry, he is genuinely a cool dude. he is a faggele so probably regular homosexuality wasn't that comfy for him or maybe he was unlucky and never met fun faggeles. i always thought gays were fun back when being gay was edgy but then when gays started finding me attractive and flirted with me on rollerblades i didnt like them any more.
i was skating once and a fagele in tight short pants was rolling at me backwards. THE GAY DUDE WAS ROLLING BACKWARDS ON ROLLERBLADES IN MY DIRECTION. ASS-FIRST!
i heard gays are usually pretty intelligent but the oldet i get the less i believe intelligence is that important. most people know what would be good for them, they just don't do. believing in yourself is so much more important than being intelligent. intelligent people are tricked and corrupted constantly. most only use their intelligence when they are lying and otherwise selfloathe.
>Most germans
i'm not most germans though most germans are identical conformists so your probability of being right was very high and i want to encourage your stereotypical thinking about germans. they watch soccer and eat sausage and drink beer and collect flags and do what their boss tells them no matter how evil.
>my schadenfreude
oh that's a shame. you probably have a shit life and seing others suffer is what you do instead of being happy. you call it freude but i have never believed anyone who called schadenfreude a genuine freude.
you probably get angry when good things happen to other people; i wonder if you could feel schadenfreude about yourself being depressed because something good happens to someone else.
the reason i am wondering is because the feeling is unknown to me. i can not feel schadenfreude, i'd hate myself for it.
where do you asleep bitch think homosexuality comes from? 'born this way' seems like dangerous nonsense trying to obscure a dark sobering truth. i dunno how, it is merely a hunch, but i think people are turned gay. maybe it is a inborn mechanism of overpopulation, maybe it is a mechanism of the human nervous system to deal with violent trauma.
>do you wear a helmet while skateboarding?
no. it's not a bad idea to wear a helmet. when you are still new and don't know what to expect. when i do something dangerous or something i have not done before or when i feel like it then i do, otherwise not.
i've never been injured skating. i had one absurdely dangerous fall. i was riding very fast (not downhill but still fast) free skates and a particularly unfortunate configuration occured where a large pebble was whirled up by the wheels, got stuck in between the skate and the wheel, blocked the wheel while my weight was on it and the skate just broke off the path i had intended for it to go. so i was on one wheel while my weight was on the wheel that was drifting to the side.
and then this thing happens what you lovely involuntary celibate gentlemen are still in denial about and call me schizo for: time slowed down. and since time was slowing down i took my time and have a debate on how to handle the situation. i was calmly and carefully weighing all my options and decided to extend my arm upwards, swing it forward, and make a roll like sonic. WORKED PERFECLTY! from full speed i suddenly toppled over arm first, then the head then the back. basically breakdance quality move. i rolled over, dispersing all the momentum into a roll. no injury, all i did was scratch the top of my shoe a bit.
onlookers must have believed i died when they saw the speed with which this must have happened outside of the slowdown but of course nothing happened. i got up, got back on the skates and continued my ride as if nothing happens. lol similar things have happened quite a bit. when people see me fall, they always think it is dangerous catasrophe and rush towards me believing i must have suffered catastrophic injury, but no. the injury from skating does rarely come from accidents, it is always from overconfidence.
when you progress slowly, not doing stuff that is too risky and focus on developing a sense of balance then accidents barely happen because you can see them a mile away and you have plans for everything and if you don't then time still slows down when you need it to.
>i know very well what you mean with time slowed down in dangerous situations because i ride my racing bike like an idiot and i still somehow manage well
might be the nervous system overclocking the internal processor to allow for reaction time. i think some people are on edge all the time as if this had some advantage over a relaxed state of mind but clearly the relaxed state of mind can continue to be relaxed even in dangerous situation. the danger then expresses itself not through fear or reflex but through perception of time.
>still, thinking that you are in controll 100% of the time is, perhaps not a sign of schizophrenia, but very well a proof of stupidity
bitch i skate with an umbrella, you wanna pretend i believe i control the wind that drags me around? that's nonsense. it is a combination of knowing most dangers, early detection and preventing dangerous situations from occurring, seeking for ways to diffuse the danger if it happens, having the benefit of time slowed down, ability to minimize damage during fall and then protective gear.
that's so many layers of preventing danger. though this idea of 100% in control is important because when you injure yourself on a skatethingy you can see it as simple as this: you either did something wrong or you failed to prevent it. either way it is your fault, either way it was unnecessary. let that sink in.
tree falling on top on you when you were skating. is that your fault? yes. because you lacked the environmental awareness to dodge the tree. when you are near a tree you have to know in advanced that it might fall or that a branch might fall. it's all your fault, everything is. branch drops and slaps you in the face, knocking out a teeth. that's your fault for not seeing it coming.