I just went on a date with a girl who has really big ones.
I love tetten so much it’s unreal
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>Only keins
you must have been outside buying cigarettes or beer or something other stupid and so had no chance the hear the good news. if you want women to consider you more sexually attractive then you currently are, go skating. is also good for your health and it has a plethora of other advantages.
don't even go there man, don't even try to justify your worldview to me about how there are keins and bernds, i don't want to hear anything about it, this stupid nonsense you fell for i have heard plenty of time and i am not gonna listen to your stupid lies for one second.
you are fighting against math.
lets say your attractivity was a number. like 5. not 5 out of 10 just the current value of 5.
when you skate the number grows. soon it is 6 and then 7 and then 8. it doesn't grow forever, meaning at some point it can't grow further but until you have maxed the skating it keeps increasing your number.
that's a fact.
skate for a year and you have climbed from 5 to 10 and then a year later from 10 to 20 or something like that.
DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU COULD NOT INCREASE THIS VALUE, I WILL HAVE NONE OF YOUR LIES!
>How old are you? 16?
math does not become truer or falser based on who is doing the calculating, stop trying to get to know me, go do that on grindr you gay creep.
>Would you recommend skating with a knee replacement?
i don't know enough about what the knee replacement changes in a human body to make an intelligent recommendation regarding skating unfortunately.
>are you the sk8er boi?
you mean whether the popular song is about me? no but it might as well be.
the other day i was skating and a girl on a longboard drove by and offered me beer if i let her try my ride. i didn't but if i was lonely it would be so easy to meet people like that. skating is magic. nice thing about skating is that it is a lowkey portal into dance. if you can move your body complicatedly, women will wanna fuck you, that's just a natural law like gravity.
this is a 4 minute video of someone who has found quite a lot of hidden movement in skating. i think it is well worth a view. whatever ride you choose (skateboard, snakeboard, inlineskates, scooter, waveboard, free skates, roller skates, long board, bmx, unicycle, wheelchair, ...) if you do it for a while you start to find rare movements and those open the door towards dance. this dude has found some hidden movements.
if you can do some of the rare movements while being high on music you dig and dance to it while a women sees you, she'll wanna fuck you, it is as simple as that.
now before the fucking happens there is more to it that i am not an expert on. you might do the movements and still not get the girl, there are tons of ways to mess up that i can't save you from but i can tell you with experience that the most important step which is the woman wanna fuck you, can be taken care of with skating.
>Can you do like a kickflip?
i liked skating something i built from a oversized skateboard deck that was closer to a longboard. i did some cruising and carving on it but other then that i never spend much time with skateboards, i like the weirder and more expressive devices with more opportunity for dance and arm movement. arm movement really freaks people out. they don't know arms can be used for steering, propulsion, shock-absorption and fall-prevention.
with the weirder devices i can ride around in skatebowls/ramps which is fun.this morning i was riding fast around a skatebowl for 5 minutes and then breathing heavily while feeling a full body high as if i just had a weak orgasm.
skater secret #1: at some point you have such a precise, reliable, early feel of balance, when your center of gravity is just slightly off, you just do a gyroscopic movement with your arm at the earliest possibility and this is enough to push your gravitational orbit back into alignment which prevents you from falling.
skater secret #2: at some time after you have mastered the basics enough to try some more risky stuff (and this is the worst danger: overconfidence; trying the risky stuff too early into your journey) you notice that whenever something happens that require concentration or else you die, time slows down. i've had a few catastrophic falls but because time slowed down, i was able to react perfectly and dampen what would have otherwise be life-altering injury. not only does time slow down when quick reaction are necessary
skater secret #3: there is almost always a way in which you can fall that will not hurt you. there is always something you can do to save your self and dampen the fall. you understand the direction, the vector of the fall and use your entire body to get ready for it in the least harmful way. your body has lots of ways to become a suspension and dampen whatever missfortunate fall you happen to be in, of course this is easy once you know about time slowing down when needed.
skater secret #4: pockets of time. once you know about time slowing down and and thus fear of falling leaves the equation, you notice that there are tons of things you thought you have to do quick, where you actually have like half a second more time and can theoretically wait. and then when you do it, when you wait, you find the rare movements. not only does time slow down when needed, you can kind of bend time slightly, bend it like goo, the way you could stretch out a chewing gum. at this point your range of movement is so different that women not only chase you when you skate, when you are done skating and walk home your muscles are all warm and relaxed, you walk around in a way that implies you know what you are doing and it becomes apparent just from watching you walk how much of the hidden stuff you know.
skater secret #5: you can grab the air and hold onto it. not for long and not with your whole weight but when you time it right it is enough to prevent a fall or equalize an overconfident lean.
with gyroscopic arm-movements you can create like a whirl that pushes you away from where you are pointing at. so if you have leaned too much forward, you can draw a quick circle in the air in front of you with your front arm and it will push your upper body backwards just enough so you don't fall.
draw the circle behind yourself and push yourself forward right as you feel you are loosing balance when you ride at very high speeds. when i drive very fast i constantly draw these little circles in the air in front of me or behind me to help align my upper body and also make use of pendulum forces.
skater secret #6: instead of riding straight like an arrow you can behave like a pendulum in all kind of weird ways with as much usage of arms, legs, head and spine as possible and thus incorporate multiple cumulative forces of propulsion. you could swing both arms from back to front and just at the right time duck and swing your head forward at the same time.
skater secret #7: as the senses grow and you realize sooner and sooner what will result in a fall and what not. you can sense the ground through your feet and through the muscles in your legs. depending on how hard you flex the muscles in your legs to shock-absorb, your brain creates a map of the ground on how hard you have to flex at which spots. a useful map that you can reference. you always know where it is slippery, where it is dry, where there is sand, where it is rough, where it is smooth, where there are hills, where there are cracks and so on. as you skate, your feet become sensory organs (and shock absorbers).
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>skateparks
there are only few skate parks and they are often crowded with people. i like to go to one when i can make it there early in the day. during the afternoon there are often children and children are usually annoying as are their parents.
i dunno what goes on there in the evenings. trash lying around, broken furniture, grafiti, half eaten out bags of junk food.
I realize i crowd this thread too much. I made this thread for all the skating related stuff so i don't hijack this thread which was supposed to be for people who like to look at women through a screen.
Here is the thread for people who want women to seek them out like guided missles or seek for the other advantages of skating:
https://bernd.group/int/277898
now that the skating moved to the other thread, feel free to go ahead and continue looking at women through a screen and talk about them like they were unreachable godesses that you are not worthy of and not just this plentiful, inexhaustable resource available in unlimited number wherever people skate
If you have strong preferences on small vs big boobs, red hair vs blonde hair and things like that, you are probably a very close minded virgin.
I used to be similar, then I started actually having sex with women and realised these details are superficial and meaningless. There are really nice small tits, there are really nice big tits, etc. Focusing on them first is just a way to cripple yourself and deprive yourself of wonderful experiences.
I know it's not the point of this thread, but I already see Bernds squabbling about it.
