An essay about female armpit hair I typed out only to discover that I was banned from a certain other imageboard. Anyway, here it is:

 

Very hot.

 

Unfortunately many of the porn girls who sport body hair are low quality because they're a) kinda ugly and have figured out they can be at least mildly successful by pandering to a niche or b) turn up the dial to 11 and think most hairy is best. In reality, nobody cares about those two stray hairs on your left nipple.

 

IRL, some of the girls who do this have the full anti-mainstream brainrot and ruin themselves with other uglyness like body modifications, dying their hair a different stupid color each week or are just slobs who don't care about their appearance at all.

 

The rarest breed are the beautiful girls who grow out their armpit hair and pubes but still groom and maintain themselves, are fit and take care of themselves. They have an air of contrarianism, but still operate within reason. They are the true patrician's choice and goddesses among men.