I thought you vowed not to drink ever again

I do this every 2 months

This is my IWO thread now

why? don't you want to stop?

Commencing destruction with picrel

Good. Bost moar.

baed

Okay I stole some birch bark from a birch and now I can go to the also store and buy something to get shitfaced.

please don't

You can pay with birch bark in Russian stores? Sanctions really are working after all

At least we have a lot of birches

boatgarch

Ay yo, what it is

Everybody report to the motherfuckin' dance floor

With they motherfuckin' drinks

They wet ass pussies, they big fat asses and the big brown titties with the pepperoni nipples

'Cause I'm comin' for ya

(What the fuck was that?)

I got birches all on my dick everyday

Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls

Birches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole

My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

All up in that asshole, let me hit that booty raw

Lickin' the dick, suckin' the balls, swallow it all

Beatin' down your pussy wall, to the ground

Spinnin' round and round

And these stacks get down (shit)

Swallow the nut, dick in the butt

Beatin' it up and that's how I fuck, birch!

I got birches all on my dick everyday

Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls

Birches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole

My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

Yeah birch, I, I don't know what to say

I just love fuckin' birches

Fuck 'em in they ass, fuck 'em in they face

Fuck 'em in they pussy hole

That's just how I get down

Sluts, birches, know what I'm about

Roll my blunt up ho

And keep this dick up in your mouth (yeah)

Don't be talkin' no shit (What?)

'Cause I ain't takin' now shit (hell no)

Keep your mouth on Mr. Big Stuff while I'm tokin' this here

I said hoes (uh-huh) they give me dough (what up?)

Wrap around my toe (uh-huh), and that's for sure (you know)

I got iced out fingers (icy)

Birch you better win 'em

Scoopin' 'em like kitty litter

They call me jiggler

I got birches all on my dick everyday

Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls

Birches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole

My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

Yo check it, you neck it, I'm beatin 'that ass

Every day suckin' my balls while I'm countin' my cash

I got cash flow, dick in your ass hole

And every time you 'bout to blast I say you guess hoe

'Cause I don't fuck sluts, I just put it in they butt (they butt)

And if they want the nut (nut) it's ass to mouth what (yeah)

I be stuntin' like my daddy with some hoes all in they caddy

And my dick ain't far from shabby, that's why hoes all want it badly

They be blowin' up my celly beggin' for it on they belly

I say meet me at the telly don't, forget the KY jelly

I'm a nasty boss motherfucker, catch me at the Ruckers game

Hoppin' out the caddy hoes, cling to my spaghetti chain

Catch me in the parkin' lot, pimpin' hittin' switches

I got girls, I got hoes, I got motherfuckin' birches

I got birches all on my dick everyday

Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls

Birches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole

My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

I got birches all on my dick everyday (c'mon)

Suckin' on my balls (my balls), lickin' on my balls (my balls)

Birches, they know (yeah), stick it in their bootyhole

My balls, my balls, suck on my balls (yeah)

What will you do if bera comes?

he'll fight it off with his bare hands

That thumb is enormous

 

do/did you work a manual labor job?

my dog take it easy ryssäball

you are going to drown or get algohol boisoned all alone innawoods

 

for fugs sake don't take that many hard dranks with you when you go mountaineering

 

nice landscapes anyway

If Putin is oppressing you, why worry?

No drunk Fischer this time?

I jerk off people for money, very labor job.

Putin rapes me every day

No, but a lot of other drunk people

what is going on?

looks to me like aftermath of drinkenings

t. drinkenings pro

That feel when dogless.

have you ever gotten so drunk that you just passed out outdoors, face down in mud?

Happens every time

Imagine being serf peasant and digging this few kilometres channel to connect 2 rivers to increase water level into factory pound to increase it's power abilities without any real result.

our mobiks can dig trenches like that in a week

yes

specifically that, no

enjoy

t. mušn'ca pro

How do you deal with ticks? And with the dog too.

We have an agreement. Ticks don't touch me and I don't touch them. Doga has an special spray.

that's a moose, not a dog

Really?

really

 

but I'll admit, it looks very cuddly

I bet there is Gold.

None

I also like nature

Why don't you consume an alcohol while going into the wilderness?

rate this cat

looks fat and depressed, 2/10 would not own

Must remind that I am the finno-turk race type

come to oregon sometime and we can get shitfaced in the woods together

Where's Oregon

just above california

I am under sanctions. Also too much money. Also your government will not let me in because I am radical terrorist(in internet).

sad!