>A girl is fucking making out with you
We were not making out yet. I was sitting in a table waiting for her, and I saw her, she saw me, she sat, and I was absurdly surprised by how attractive she is. She also seemed a bit disappointed or bothered, but now I know that this was my paranoia and not the reality.
I have also an even more absurd story: When I was still in university there was a blonde blue eyed immensely cute girl I saw in the bus every day. Eventually I went to an university party, she was there, I approached her, we kissed, I even pressed her body against a column and started to rub my hard penis against her. I was extremely drunk. Then I asked her "why you are making out with someone like me?" as if I'm trash. She looked at me the way people look at a mentally ill man, and after some brief minutes she didn't want anything with me anymore.