Are you ded?

thank doge nothing seemed to have happened

 

i sruvived this horrible encounter

i had a terrible diarrhea yesterday, i thought because i ate sour kohl that i kept in fridge for a week, today i ate it again but diarrhea didnt come, i feel fooled

u mean sauerkraut? it should not go bad in a long time

You eat mice all the time that rummage around in the dirt. You stomach should be able to handle quite a bit.

the bad smell seemed chemical and unnatural, i was afraid the machine that produces the yoghurt had dropped toxic chemicals into it and my stomch is not used to industrially manufactured poisons

so it smelled bad but you ate it anyway?

yes i ate about 400g

you're quite special, you know that?

but finland is 3rd world, whats the problem?

Jewrope has fallen

i am this cat

 

they told me its 1st world

 

sad

Did you take a picture and posted indignantly in facebook groups?

how is your tummy doing today?

posted wat??

 

i traveled to my friend and we are adventuring in the forest and exercising a lot, so we also have to eat plenty of food and my stomach is a little bloated

The weird parts of your yogurt.

no i ate them and threw away the rest

It's called kefir.

Although kefir doesn't smell weird.

Now i want kefir bread.

it does

Say that again to my fucking face

I want kefir bread right now!

Kefir sounds like kafir, and kafir is haram

Yoghurt or garlic sauce?

with hots