You have a helicopter school near your house? That's amazing! Civil or military? Post pictures and videos of based choppers!

Can you shoot at them when they fly over your property?

Negative.

It's just a civilian flight school, nothing to exciting. There are some really cool dual rotor helicopters based at the airport though that used to belong to the swedish navy and were bought by a company here to be used for logging and firefighting.

It's so cute when their propellers hang down like that making them look like a little big bee

have you ever seen a bee?

Compromising question, my attorney advises against answering it

I'll take that as a "no"

Objection; add. attorney whether or not my client has ever seen a bee or not is not relevant to the credibility of his original allegory, furthermore the intention of the prosecutor's questioning seems to be to make my client look like a retard rather than disputing his knowledge of zoology

i live near a US airforce base. They sometimes do low altitude flying and even attack runs on our village. thats fucking annoying.

overruled, defendant's knowledge on the subject of bees is crucial when making such comparisons

"Stand your ground" is not enough.

A "Fly your airspace" law is needed!