invest in weed and booze

1) I wanna wear a "gold chain necktie" like this motherfucker

2) Russia gets more poor daily, gold chain will earn me respect

IIRC weed is not a good longtime investment as dries up and loses its magic properties

but it looks awful, why would you do this to yourself

To earn respect.

 

 

I also consider buying a ticket to Cancun and making effort to reach Canada. In theory, 600 dollars can buy all that.

are all Russians so wild?

Buy two 300 dollar gold chains and give one to your mama

 

t. compromiser

This sound like the beststest option but I am not sure if my mom is ready for this Nigga move...

You ain't black (I am black)

Russians are people of color

Gold chain will get you robbed once Russia reverts to 90s level.

this

this nigga deadass thinkin niggas get their golden chains from jewellery store, nigga you really?

if you have a golden chain in the 90' you are the one who robs.

why would you rob anyone if you're the richest person around?

to become even richer

Go for gold-plated silver so they're at least noble metals. Give money to mum.

 

Gold chain will also gain you the attention of thieves.

Why would you give money to your mother? by some investment silver, foreign stock or btc/eth

because being a true G i live with my parents

based tbh, the G route is going straight from living with your mom to living in a mansion, there is no stage in between like renting out some cuck apartment for yourself for a couple of years and wasting money acting like a fool. You go hard or you stay home, that's what it be like if you know what im sayin

Imma muscovite and imma currently giving ma money to ma momma

 

also, faek gold chain = cool decoration, real gold chain = lootable stealable shit

as Jay Z said once, "dont die over the neighbourhood that yo mama be rentin' "

das rite

 

 

it be Brooklyn Bank Account

 

 

no cracker investigayshn will make you lose the gold. But banks? Cash, even? Pigs be confiscatin "suspishuz" money and banks are big pussies

Words to live by.

I unironically did this though my house is modest and not a mansion

It makes sense both economically and "morally" as normal relationship with parents doesn't imply you escape from them as soon as you possibly can (many such cases tho)

It's not escaping it's just getting started out in the world

Recently I was at some social event from works and there was a discussion with my female colleagues about what they consider red flags in male partners. The only flag that was common for all of them was "still lives with his parents". Just sayin'.

western europe broken family structure

and then you wonder why you are such failed societies

golly gee I wonder if this culture of parents and children hating each other has anything to do with it

The company is quite international, most of them weren't local

what were other red flags?

- Big cock

- Chiseled jaw

- +190cm height

I vaguely recall something about switching parners often, about not doing any sports and about doing sports too much. Not very intersting overall, I just remembered that one.

What about serious discussions about non-neurotypical subjects?

aka

 

prolapse-inducing size

splachocranium

plus size body length