a crush? what are you, a homo?

Loving a woman is not gay

I have never not been ghosted

Why don't you just e-gf on interpals

send her this YouTube: DCTHreh67lA

This had a version with Germball learning Russian. That could have been edited to Polish relatively easily. But then this one is editable. For someone who would care to.

why...

because it's kind of a meme from an old polish movie and it would be funny

Why do you not love your fellow Bernd back?

At least you didnt get crushed by your Polish ghost

You think you're funny?

don't be silly, OP isn't talking about me

Yes im laughing

W-why do you think so?

he is

Would that still be the case when you find out that Poland's penis is bigger than yours?

Futa?

wrong!

Almost. But with less tits and more hair.

because I'm pretty sure I haven't ghosted you

 

is he blow drying his chest hair?

Shouldn't you know that yourself? That is how you look like.

well, I guess I do use a blow dryer every day

 

do you like what you see?

Sure. I would prefer a picture without the towel though.

hey! I'm not just a piece of meat to be ogled, you little perv

I like your character and intelligence :)

You are right. You are way too sweet to be just a piece of meat. You are more of an ice cream cone. I would like to lick you all over

I'd hate to disappoint you but I'm not that great

 

even the eyeballs?

You're great, trust me. Today is a perfect spring day, warm, sunny, everything is green, I feel the pleasant wind on my face and listen to my favorite music while thinking of you.

Sure. Your eyeballs are like the sprinkles on top of the ice cream. They might not taste that great on their own but they make it look so much nicer. Also I might drown the taste in your chocolate sauce.

 

Since you had sex with the other german just because he pretended to like your taste in music I feel like you have to have sex with OP as well. It would be unfair if you don't.

the idea of me is great, perhaps; have you smelled any nice flowers today?

 

would you like some hair on top of that?

 

and don't you dare besmirch my friend's reputation, he would never pretend and besides, he hasn't even let me steal his virtue

The idea of a human is God.

Oh if you knew...

Another thread hijacked by gaypole and his homogermans

I dislike your bragging and massive Keinposting. But in contrast to you I won't constantly follow you and comment all your posts. Not every post must be to my liking. Imageboards usually house different Bernds with different interests and that is ok.

what is he bragging about?

and how do you know it's the same Bernd? are you a spy?

he is a moderator, obviously

I'm not. He is. The Kein who hates us is the german drugstealer mod.

are you covering for him because you're a spy too?

 

sounds like something a spy would say

 

I will get to the bottom of this

oh

I'm not paying attention

to me, all germanyballs are the same bernd

Funny. I think Poland thinks the opposite. He thinks every german is another poster. But both of you are wrong. I've meticulously analyzed every german on this board and gotten surprisingly good at recognizing them.

I also think that OP is divinity Bernd. Although I'm not 100% certain.

The Germans are ruining this board, all of them are obnoxious. There is 3 or 4, I think the guy above me is the worst who posts here every day

if you mean the Bernd who has LSD in his drawer then I agree

 

there are at least 4 Germans here that I can think of

 

all of them? does that include you?

Being rude in every post like you doesn't help attracting quality posters, rudebernd.

I don't remember being rude to anyone except you on a few occasions and you are basically forcing me into it with your schizo-autistic emotional illiteracy. I called Slovborg gay a few times in various ways I think, but I mean that's not rude

Why do you hate me so much?

Get a room already