A microphone? Becoming a singer?

it's for his angus, silly

Why do you need a massager?

Bigger than expected.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

I also received a package today.

With a Kärcher inside :3

this is not the kind of toy you should shove up your ass

there are only two types of toys in this world

toys you should shove up your own ass and the ones you don't

then there are those which do both, they're the best ones

any recommendations?

cucumber

first rule of putting stuff up your butt: no objects without flared base allowed unless you fancy a trip to the ER

shoving things up your ass has no rules it's all about passion

so what do you do with the cucumber afterwards?

you eat it after washing it depending on how much you care about hygiene

maybe a banana would be better

but they're useful for many different things, you have to take that into consideration whenever you spot one, it can satiate your hunger but it can also give you pleasure

wouldn't you be better off just buying a dildo?

dildos have been around for a long time but people still shove different things up their asses

if dildos had been enough mr hands would still be alive

pray for mr hands

so are vegetables merely a prelude to horse cocks for you?

the question about what to shove up your own ass is an existential one, who are you as a person? What do you want to do in your life? What is your purpose? What makes you happy?

Horsecock, vegetable, fruit, what represents your passionate desires the most?

It's not just about the act of doing it, if it was just that then dildos would have been enough, we are referring to people that see things in their daily lives, think about their assholes, and in their minds make the connection between these two things. What makes these thoughts arise?

It's complicated, if you can figure out why people want some certain objects inside of their assholes, you'd be uncovering an important part of what it means to be human.

Was going to get my package today but customs decided to delay it. Fucking wankers

What is in your package?

What about those you shove up somebody else' ass and not your own?

A nice watch

Ok tried using it now.

 

Leaking precum like crazy but cannot ejaculate.

 

Its like edging forever.

I really recommend trying out penetrable attachments, which makes it even more intensive.

why is this board so fuggin gay

Maybe op is a grill? How do you know.

saved

I just realized this is a sex toy... and not a microphone.

fukken saved

What brand?

 

inb4 Lt.George_Gay_Jr.png

Doxy.

 

Bought this also but have not tried it yet

how do you even use that as a man

on the frenulum I'm assuming?

just tickling that works quite well

still, a wand seems like an overkill

Yea i used it on the shaft pressing in down to the stomach.

 

Gave a very nice tingle and kept erection but couldn't get my to the orgasm stage so I had to fap normally.

 

Would recommend it and when you get a gf she will probably like to use it too.

there are way better things you could get your gf

have you tried doing kegels to coom

t. pro

Like what?

 

Nah,Im too lazy.

nothing will ever top a clit suction toy (beware: it should be used with lube)

Got one of my packages finally, new glasses for the sunny weather. Watch should arrive tomorrow.

There's no way in hell a gay man knows such a thing... Natalia it's over for you open bob

Might as well be a mtf tranny that sees himself as a female.

sorry, I wasn't aware knowledge is gender exclusive

 

am not, but I do believe trans women are women

what does that even mean?

it's a statement of allegiance to the 1KYAE religion

it means that, contrary to what >>264503 said, mtf trans people don't merely see themselves as women, they are women

 

don't know what that is

Of course you wouldn't, all totalitarian religions consider themselves as just normal and everyone else as freaks.

How do you feel about the trans women that smash biological females in sports competitions? Are they the better females?

I mean, guy from the article you linked isn't a trans woman and did this as a mockery

 

but aside from that, sure, being born in a male body obviously has its advantages when it comes to physical strength, ability to build muscles etc; maybe people should create something similar to boxing weight classes for other sports (based on something else than weight)? I don't know, and honestly I don't really care about sports

There are no proofs for these insults. How can you call yourself a trans advocate if you judge people exclusively by their looks like that?

I haven't called myself anyone's advocate though; and this dude is as original as people who say their gender is an attack helicopter

If she heard your rude words you would probably make her cry.

I've made a grown man cry recently so it'd be nothing new

Your ruthlessness is saddening.

I will never make you cry though

Have you apologized to the man that cried because of you afterwards?

I haven't done anything to him that would warrant an apology, so no

Then why did he cry?

I imagine having unrequited feelings for someone is quite unpleasant

Poor guy.

he'll be fine

Only a woman could be that ruthless... Cold as ice

You also have to consider her perspective. She is most likely harassed my males that just want to get into her panties all the time. Also the ugly polack that didn't fit her high standards could have just taken the hint instead of starting to cry in front of her. You could consider this as an act of manipulation in order to get her pity. No one is a saint here.

literally Hitler

 

I have zero insight into the thought process of normal women when it comes to choosing a partner but I really don't think it's all based on men's appearance

poljak or polACK?

If you are not born a 10/10 on feminist society, better off yourself

How do you chose your men?

I'm sure you're someone's 10/10

 

honestly I don't as getting into a relationship with someone would require a level of emotional closeness/vulnerability that makes me want to cry or run away and hide somewhere; I have a list of things I like in a person but nothing will ever come of it

 

and how do you choose your men and/or women?

I don't come into contact with females. I almost exclusively interact with other people at wörk and there are barely any females there. By now the disparity in life-experiences between me and basically any female is so high that I doubt that I could connect to another person anyway.

 

What do you like in a person?

same

you on the right.

oooh I remember you, we had an almost identical conversation some time ago

 

you certainly won't connect to anyone if you don't even try

That's an easy thing to say.

yep (that was easy too)

doesn't make it untrue though; and things worth doing usually aren't easy

I will do it but you hove to open up yourself emotionally to some pole that you fancy first.

classic foid logic

unfair, I'm not the one who wants a partner

 

literally no one here said that; also, what's the point of looking for a gf if you're resentful towards women?

you literally said that

 

let me help you

 

it is particularly ironic – and I forgot to mention that in previous post –

that you also do not see any contradiction of those two statements with the fact that you yourself admit that foids generally do not want partners

I guess you should go ahead and read those posts again, since I was replying to Bernd who said he doesn't even come in contact with women in his day to day life - how do you expect someone to get a gf when there is no chance to even meet anyone?

 

do I? what I said is that I don't want a partner; how did you go from that to a statement about women in general I do not know

 

This is not about getting a partner in the first place but about conquering out personal demons and overcoming psychological barriers Also I don't believe that you really don't want a partner.

Damn someone call the fire department Slovborg just got BURNED pretty fucking good

doesn't seem very kind to use someone to fix myself; why would I lie?

 

eh, I shouldn't have said that

 

 

Normally: its a massager, kuso!

*angry Hitachi noises*

 

Srxually: idk, sit on it or something.

You better start believing, that's how foids are.

Merde! Harrier, halt die freese!!!

 

 

 

 

hate speech agayns aces

Because it is easier to lie to yourself than to face your fears. Open up Poland.

 

kek

 

you should have 2 identical to imply you maintain you lr "raybans" well

What?

I would never lie to my good friend Bernd though

 

never!

next time you want to buy real rayban

 

you go to da boutique to try the frames' fit

 

next time you want to buy faek raybahn

 

you buy 2-3 identical raybans

 

so in 5 years you still have a fresh looking pair to flex at da neighbours: "yeah, i love my raybans"

Why? Does rayban.com sell fake raybans to me or what? I don't think that would be a good look for their brand to be honest.

oh, Pekka, pardon moi

 

Un. next time you want to buy real rayban --

you go to le boutique. Why? To try the frames' fit before you are stuch glasses that dont fit

 

Deux. next time you want to buy faek "raybahn" -- you buy 2-3 identical raybans

Why, you may ask?

5o in 5 years you still have a fresh looking pair to flex at da neighbours: "yeah, i love my raybans"

I have already purchased several real raybans.

Makes sense, but I am confident and I think I know what I am doing. I can't travel abroad thousands of kilometers just to get glasses.

Also, I am not stuck, I am now privileged to own several pairs that I get to wear.

 

You will have to explain yourself. I have not purchases fake raybans. I do not live in Russia nor do I order from Russia.

 

I take care of my items and in 5 years they will still look fresh. I do not have an urge to flex to my neighbors about my belongings, my outfit flexes itself.

 

Ivan, you are still not making sense to me.

Merci beacoup, Pekka.

 

My explanation on faek Reihnbahns: back in the 2008, I bought a Happy Meal grade glasses that, ironically, looked like yours.

 

And that's pretty much it. No "fake watch are for fake people only" problem, just a warm memory of toy tier pair of sunglasses. Which frame looks ridiculously close to ones of your Rayban sunglasses.

Additional info: I mean, I literally got free glasses at McDee, although i don't remember asking for a McHappy meal.

 

 

Tervesin,

I v a n

It is understandable that after you have been scammed once, you are more careful in the future. I am also careful.

Copying Wayfarer frames and creating almost identical is not really that hard in the end. The world is full of fakes and copies.

Lenses are another story, cheap copies rarely are gradient or polarized and actually might be damaging for your eyes if they lack the UV-protection.

 

However, I know that Rayban would not be so dumb that they would be shipping fake sunglasses from their own site, they have a brand reputation to keep up so they can justify their overpriced priced. If customers would learn that they will send you fakes from their own site, they would cause themselves irreversible damage in such magnitudes their reputation would never recover.

 

Ystävällisin terveisin,

Pekka

Here's the funny fact: cheap glasses from Chinese brands - that have proud "KAEDI" stickers - are polarized. Dunno about the UV (gotta buy a cheat UV wand), but still - i checked the polarizadion and it's OK